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  1. Scoville DeVille

    Made a comment, Feb 02 2019 07:45 PM

    Temperature Roll Call! What you got?

    • Walchit's Photo
      Walchit
      22°F and freezing drizzle, Damn school will not cancel unless there are inches of snow. It was slick on the way there this morning and supposed to get worse
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      saiias
      80
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      Walchit
      It was 7 this morning
  2. Scoville DeVille

    Made a comment, Jan 30 2019 07:57 PM

    Shout out to my Rollie Buddy. -Your friend, Scovie Eggmaster. LMAO!

  3. Scoville DeVille

    Made a comment, Jan 19 2019 09:30 PM

    Mars is the only planet populated solely by robots.

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      The Hot Pepper
      Well I've had it with the shampooed water buffalo jokes. How many times can you shampoo a water buffalo?

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      texas blues
      How bad do you wanna' know? Saturday night is always shampoo'd water buffalo night at my house. I can post pics if you want. But you'll a need a towel. Or a wet suit.
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      MikeUSMC
      Or a Butt Rocket...
  4. Scoville DeVille

    Made a comment, Jan 19 2019 06:47 PM

    Ground Fish-stick/Jonah 7 Pot burgers, with SlimJim slices, Jalapeño wheels and EasyCheese on an Onion Bun. It's called flavor, maybe you've heard of it.

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      texas blues
      Heard of it? I lived it!I took that gal home from the bar. We had sex like rabid wolves with Pink Floyd playing on the 8 track.
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      Scoville DeVille
      8 track.... and we thought, "ohhh what a time to be alive!"
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      texas blues
      It was.
  5. Scoville DeVille

    Made a comment, Jan 13 2019 08:52 PM

    Visualize Guacamole.

  6. Scoville DeVille

    Made a comment, Jan 13 2019 01:51 PM

    Visualize Whirled Peas. or Avocado. Whatever you want to visualize is fine.

  7. Scoville DeVille

    Made a comment, Jan 05 2019 10:55 AM

    Rugby: A hooligan's sport played by gentlemen. F⚽️⚽️tball: A gentlemen's sport played by hooligans.

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      Uncle_Eccoli
      The uninitiated, I guess? Riots in Europe and flopping for fouls are all I really know about the game. Sorry, bad joke.
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      Scoville DeVille
      LOL Rioting for sports, dates back to at least 3000 BC.
      Hooligans LMAO
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      ako1974
      I recently watched a compilation of "little league parents fighting." Hooligans are in all sports, they just look different.
  8. Scoville DeVille

    Made a comment, Jan 01 2019 08:32 PM

    Steven can't play for shit. Yeah I said it.

  9. Scoville DeVille

    Made a comment, Jan 01 2019 07:01 PM

    I need a hug :(

  10. Scoville DeVille

    Made a comment, Jan 01 2019 11:01 AM

    Happy New Year everyone! Here's to an awesome 2019 with THP community! CHEERS!

  11. Scoville DeVille

    Made a comment, Jan 01 2019 12:12 AM

    I stayed up formy easter time zone pele! Happy new years 's,! Bring on 219!!!

  12. Scoville DeVille

    Made a comment, Dec 31 2018 09:03 AM

    Happy New Year friends in Oz!

  13. Scoville DeVille

    Made a comment, Dec 26 2018 12:04 PM

    Happy Boxing Day! ⚽️⚽️⚽️

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      texas blues
      "Everyone has a plan. Until they're punched in the face." Mike Tyson.
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      ako1974
      Some good matches. Man, Liverpool are tough...
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      Scoville DeVille
      Yeah they are. Even with that bad call for Salah's PK, they CRUSHED Newcastle.
  14. Scoville DeVille

    Made a comment, Dec 23 2018 10:53 AM

    Happy Festivus 2018!

  15. Scoville DeVille

    Made a comment, Dec 02 2018 04:22 PM

    8 Months booze free. :BOLD:

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      Walchit
      I have a pina colada every once in a while, but really I would rather have it without the alcohol in it.

      Doobies only for me these days, im retarded when I get hammered
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      Ruid
      Some nights call for retarded.
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      Pr0digal_son
      Nobody likes a quitter.

  16. Scoville DeVille

    Made a comment, Nov 28 2018 09:12 AM

    Cold! If the thermometer had been an inch longer we'd all have frozen to death. ~Ripped off from Mark Twain

  17. Scoville DeVille

    Made a comment, Nov 25 2018 05:35 PM

    I was going to post a time travel joke, but you guys didn't like it.

  18. Scoville DeVille

    Made a comment, Nov 24 2018 11:35 AM

    In Twisp you can go to a Mexican restaurant, order Italian food while listening to Country music. And none of it is any good.

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      salsalady
      Well, we do live on the outskirts of civilization.
      Funny thing is that of the restaurants available in the valley, Im not gonna describe. Too late at night for more.

      I have always thought Lopez was trying to bring in the other dishes and NJ ever fully embraced what they should of bring a Mexican restaurant.
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      Scoville DeVille
      The third to the last time we went there, CJ found multiple pieces of GLASS in her tiny mexican slaw. The comped her IcedTea. GTFOH. Thanks for that .19¢. I could go on but I won't. I also won't ever go back.
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      Scoville DeVille
      *They comped
  19. Scoville DeVille

    Made a comment, Nov 22 2018 04:24 PM

    Happy Turkey Sausage Day to JayT.

  20. Scoville DeVille

    Made a comment, Nov 17 2018 10:44 AM

    I love my new Tonno Cover Encore® by Extang™

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      t0mato
      What kind of pickup do you have scovie?
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      Scoville DeVille
      2011 F-150 Platinum with a 6.5' bed. I LOVE IT! What about you t0mato? What's your daily driver?
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      t0mato
      An 05' Honda CR-V, but right now I'm looking hard for a 61-72' f100.
  21. Scoville DeVille

    Made a comment, Nov 11 2018 09:57 AM

    15° F this morning. What you got?

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      keybrdkid
      dont think you want to know. I'd hazard a guesst at 85F here. XD.
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      charlesquik
      -6 °F this morning with wind ....
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      chelicerae
      Been 8C here for something like two weeks..I think I recall what the sun looked like
  22. Scoville DeVille

    Made a comment, Nov 04 2018 09:21 AM

    How about "Summer Savings Time"? Let's all set our calendars back to July. Makes as much sense as messing with the clocks.

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      austin87
      Heard a story that white people were trying to explain daylight savings time to Native Americans. The Chief says “only white man would think you could cut a foot off the end of a blanket and sew it to the top of the blanket and have a longer blanket.”

      Don’t think it’s a true story but it always makes me laugh.
  23. Scoville DeVille

    Made a comment, Nov 03 2018 09:19 AM

    What's the stupidest thing we do as a society? Change our friggen clocks. It's insanity.

  24. Scoville DeVille

    Made a comment, Oct 27 2018 06:38 AM

    If you're ever feeling sad, just remember the earth is 4.5 billion years old and you somehow managed to exist at the same time as Guy Fieri.

  25. Scoville DeVille

    Made a comment, Oct 23 2018 07:38 AM

    I like to drink plain water and just THINK about Blueberries. ~La Croix /// It's as if the Grapefruit is in the other room ~La Croix /// Strawberry season is in 6 months water. ~La Croix /// This Watermelon flavored 40 million gallons. ~La Croix