RainingLemur

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  • Spending 4 hours in court is a wonderful way to waste your late morning/early afternoon.
    pepperguy1
    pepperguy1
    I feel you there.Sometimes people can put a good show on.
    pepperguy1
    pepperguy1
    I feel you there.Sometimes people can put a good show on.
    Is there a polite way to tell someone that they smell like a Thriller zombie? "The FUNK of FORTY THOUSAND YEARS!"
    ThrowHeat
    ThrowHeat
    There is no polite way to say it. But if someone smells like bag of burning dog shit, there is no need for tactfulness. Tell them to go wash their ass.
    AZ-Mason
    AZ-Mason
    Dash, I agree. Chemical warfare... Toss some tear gas in there.
    RainingLemur
    RainingLemur
    It's something special, I tell you. Vegas heat BO, mixed with extremely "well worn" attire, and the pungent aroma of cat piss. I...can't fathom how one gets to be that way.
    You know... It's one thing to drop your crotch-fruit off at school for his first day... It's a whole different set of feels to put your OTHER crotch-fruit on a bus for his first day of school, and see him wave goodbye...
    ThrowHeat
    ThrowHeat
    LOL @ crotch fruit. I'm so using that term when I have a kid.
    Looks like it'll be a boring weekend. Unwell offspring (colds from the cesspool known as "school), sammich-maker is going to some Renaissance Faire thing... Leaving me to do mostly nothing. Probably just play video games and can some sauce.
    RainingLemur
    RainingLemur
    I think that the authorities would refer to that as "negligent" if I lock a 7 and 3 year old in a bubble and leave the state for a couple days. I may be wrong, though.
    Phil
    Phil
    I'd say so.
    hogleg
    hogleg
    Build a sweat lodge

    Insert chilren

    DO NOT OVERCOOK
    Holy carp. 108°f outside. And a 2 mile trek hauling a radio flyer wagon full of wee folk. So. Much. Sweat.
    Rymerpt
    Rymerpt
    "Hot, damn hot, you could do some crotch pit cookin" Robin Williams Good Morning Viet Nam
    Rymerpt
    Rymerpt
    Sorry typo "crotch pot cookin"
    geeme
    geeme
    There's a good reason why my only stop in Vegas was to refill the gas tank….
    So, apparently cotton candy flavored grapes are a thing. And, surprisingly... They do taste a bit like cotton candy. I'm not quite sure what to think about that.
    RainingLemur
    RainingLemur
    Yeah, they were only 30 cents more than similar sack of grapes. The crotch-fruit are already great at eating fruit, so it was more of an experiment than anything else. Certainly not bad, though. Just weird-ish.
    PepTalk
    PepTalk
    will prob cause cancer in about 5 years!
    RainingLemur
    RainingLemur
    Just like everything else.
    Trying to keep a 2 year old entertained while they undergo a hearing assessment is easier said than done. Now I need a beer and a nap. And another beer.
    Going on a wine walk later at the lake. Date night without the kids? Is such a thing possible?
    frydad4
    frydad4
    enjoy! If you have too much wine, the walk becomes more interesting!!
    Phil
    Phil
    They should call it a wine wobble
    Had a competition with my brother to see who would handle a yellow TS better (or at least hold off on the milks the longest). Long story short: We both lost.
    Make basic pepper sauce, have co-workers sample sauce, hear countless "HOLY F*** THAT'S HOT!" screams. Happy Friday.
    Phil
    Phil
    boom goes the dynamite. I'm in!
    SadisticPeppers
    SadisticPeppers
    Happy Friday indeed!
    randyp
    randyp
    I tell them it taste like a vanilla cookie with strawberry preserves.suckers
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