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#41 texas blues

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Posted 04 October 2009 - 02:32 PM

:oops:

Didn't mean to post that last part, I thought I put it in a PM...


Hah! Another sicko here on THP.....just like me!

: fistbumps Arboc :


Salute! TB.


#42 QuadShotz

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Posted 04 October 2009 - 02:35 PM

Ah the great question of life....

Which is sicker..sex with a live chicken, or a cooked one...definitely could cause issues as to the 'stuffing' of the bird either way eh?

#43 texas blues

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Posted 04 October 2009 - 02:40 PM

Ah the great question of life....

Which is sicker..sex with a live chicken, or a cooked one...definitely could cause issues as to the 'stuffing' of the bird either way eh?


Either way....make sure its a hen. Don't want people thinkin' I'm gay 'n all.

Salute! TB.


#44 QuadShotz

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Posted 04 October 2009 - 02:42 PM

Tranny chickens are hen-pecker'd.... Posted Image

Edited by QuadShotz, 04 October 2009 - 04:30 PM.


#45 Noshownate

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Posted 05 October 2009 - 08:14 AM

ahh tha shitz, one of the silent killers of chile's. I try to stay clear of the coffee if i have any rumble in the jungle going on, that acts like a turbo booster for me idk maybe it helps. Especially drinking some dark beer all night off tap wheww doggy, evil mix hot chili's LOts of Dark beer from tap and coffee, gonna need to put a new seat on the porcelain throne.
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YOU KNOW YOUR BUTTER WHEN YOUR ON A ROLL!

#46 QuadShotz

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Posted 05 October 2009 - 10:18 AM

Here ya go...


The EViL Flamin' Toilet Seat!

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http://stores.shop.e...634Q2ec0Q2em322

Another...
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http://www.amazon.co...s/dp/B0012M8PMA


And...a nice skull brush for that deadly cleanup.

http://ep.yimg.com/c...rl_2074_4981127
http://www.thehotrod...m/sktobrho.html

I wonder of Sickmont knows that guy who brushed the hot lid...he's outa FL: http://www.jaymzairstudios.com/

Edited by QuadShotz, 05 October 2009 - 10:33 AM.


#47 Noshownate

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Posted 05 October 2009 - 10:28 AM

padded and it would be perfect good stuff quad as always
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#48 Philipperv

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Posted 12 October 2009 - 10:44 PM

Here ya go...


The EViL Flamin' Toilet Seat!

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http://stores.shop.e...634Q2ec0Q2em322


AWESOME THREAD!!!!!! Sorry that I missed it. :(

TB, what u felt is what I go through many times/week with my IBS. :(
PERVERT : to cause to turn aside or away from what is generally done or accepted.

Bloody normal people and their normal tongues ruin it for the rest of us.


#49 texas blues

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Posted 13 October 2009 - 09:33 AM

Sorry to hear that Perv. Oh wait...I remember you said that when I saw you in Vegas this summer. I though you were just making an excuse not to have sex with me. ;)


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Posted 13 October 2009 - 10:18 AM

You just know I'd never do that! :drooling:
PERVERT : to cause to turn aside or away from what is generally done or accepted.

Bloody normal people and their normal tongues ruin it for the rest of us.


#51 Sci

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Posted 01 November 2009 - 04:35 PM

Hey texas. that was some of the funniest thing i have ever read i could not stop laughing i had tears in my eyes

#52 texas blues

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Posted 03 November 2009 - 02:22 PM

Hey texas. that was some of the funniest thing i have ever read i could not stop laughing i had tears in my eyes


The funniest 'thang about that story is that many here, and I'm guessing the majority whom eat the superhots regularly, relive that same scenario on a regular basis.


#53 QuadShotz

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Posted 03 November 2009 - 02:30 PM

Nah, after awhile your system gets used to it. Kinda like a colon cleanse at first...lol

Well, mine has anyways. :D

#54 texas blues

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Posted 03 November 2009 - 02:47 PM

I'm pretty much used to the flaming hurtiness. The sounds of the event overall though leave scars on the eardrums. :mouthonfire:


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Posted 04 November 2009 - 06:25 PM

I haven't laughed this hard in months. Pasted and forwarded to a select group of my friends haha

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Posted 04 November 2009 - 06:30 PM

I must be friggin' immune now..even after eating a TEASPOON of MF'in HOT "Be Damned" yesterday, today's Trip to Da Loo was uneventful...

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Posted 04 November 2009 - 06:31 PM

Well now that I've wiped the tears out of my eyes (as you're probably much accustomed to doing -- not from laughing but from walking into your own bathroom).

My office building has 5 floors, tenants on 4 of them. The 5th floor is totally unoccupied, and has no janitorial staff and is otherwise entirely unstocked. After hot pepper nights, the following day several of us have a rule of grab your own TP and go to the 5th floor. In your case, you probably need to build an attic or basement (or bunker) crapper to fill this role.

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Posted 28 November 2009 - 01:55 PM

'Lawd have mercy ya'll. Last night's crab cakes were foo foo heaven but the combination of fresno, pequin and pickled 'penos, along with habanero hot sauce is showing itself to be truly lethal this morning. 'Nuthin but pure plutonium radiation emitting from The Blues $hitter! A hardened concrete japanese pill box couldn't hold the flamage in. I need to build a 200 foot nuclear containment tower over the hole of burning death. keeping Shamwow's on deck in the freezer seem to help but only briefly.....after 15 seconds of use, they too become saturated with the sulfuric acid rain and self combust!


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Posted 28 November 2009 - 03:40 PM

Hell...I haven't had a regular movement since the Reagan administration.

Beer'll do that to ya!

;)

It means she's going to win ...


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Posted 28 November 2009 - 04:29 PM

So will rather hot bloody marys with too much horseradish in them :flamethrower:




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