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It's Official: I AM the Hot Sauce Guy at Work

The first day at work (two or three weeks ago) I bring in a hot sauce for breakfast (on my eggs). A co-worker, Jay, started talking to me about hot sauce. He then knew that I am a chili-head and asked..."Have you had the Man Sauce?" He then went and got an extract sauce and I ate a spoon full. His eyes widened.

Since then I've been bringing in a sauce or two a day and having people try them. It's now getting out of hand. At 3:30 break, there is anywhere from 5-12 people at my desk (and that number is still growing) trying the latest sauce and/or watching people's reaction to the sauces.

We even had a pepper eating contest and another co-worker (Tom) got his first endorphin rush.

So far we've had a bunch of sauces, but what sticks out in everyone's mind is limited to a few. Defcon Condition 3, 2, and ZERO. We took the Zero and made small ponds on spoons and put those face first on our tongues (that was funny to watch the less heat tolerant people do it). We also did this with Z...Nothing Beyond from CaJohn (rated at 4 million SHU). They liked Defcon so much that they are going to order, I gave them John's brochures (thanks for those John!).

Tom (who is officially a noobie chili-head) came over to my place the other night and wanted something that was outrageously hot. So I went out and picked my last Caribbean Red Hot (Habanero) that was sitting ripe on the plant for about two weeks and was still fresh and I gave him that. He went through, what he describes as "Hell and Back", and suffered for about 20 minutes, occasionally shacking like a cold cat out in the rain and streams of tears were running down his face while he was muttering "What have I done".

After a while, the fire in his mouth calmed down and he just stared off into space, riding the endorphin rush. I got slightly worried that I broke him until he finally spoke the words, "I've never been so high in my life"... and then I knew I did right.

I'm still trying to think of new ways to hurt my co-workers and broaden their hot sauce taste buds, so hopefully more stories will come.
 
Me too. LOL! I have a light on the top of my file cabinet (4 feet wide) at work, and there's probably 10-12 empty bottles on sauce sitting on top. The first usual comment is "OMG, you actually eat all those?" To which I respond, "Yeah, there'd be a couple more...but I took a day off last week." LOL

I have a bag of Tortillas in my desk drawer in case they wanna sample the 4-5 bottles I have on my desk at the moment. The people that tried the ones on my desk don't come by very often any more. Dunno why? :)
 
Same here. We had a dinner party at my boss's house, and he had some extract sauce that him and his wife claimed was so hot they would only let me try a toothpick taste. Naturally, I grabbed a corn chip, filled the groove, and smeared it over my tongue. I thought his wife was ready to have a heart attack. It's fun to freak out the natives :)
 
dreamtheatervt said:
Naturally, I grabbed a corn chip, filled the groove, and smeared it over my tongue. I thought his wife was ready to have a heart attack. It's fun to freak out the natives :hell:
ROFLMAOWDT!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! That's exactly what happend with me! People have a little fork dip of Defcon Zero and then I laugh at their pain, and have a 1/2 spoon full. They almost fall over!
 
I work in a small office. So everytime I come in with a new sauce or a concoction I made in the kitchen, everyone wants to try. They stopped trying sauces after I brought in my "Barnacle Remover"...except for this one guy. He can handle the heat better than the rest of the office, but just sits in amazement when I pour sauce on my burritos bite after bite.
 
Myself and my 2 managers here are the only chile heads at the dealership, which can be a good and bad thing at the same time. So we usually have a decent amount of sauce lying around here, but we also go through sauce here like it's going out of style. Seriously, we probably have 30 or 40 or so empty bottles to take to the dumpster every monday morning.
 
imaguitargod said:
I got slightly worried that I broke him until he finally spoke the words, "I've never been so high in my life"... and then I knew I did right.

Those are usually the words I speak right before eating a really hot pepper....:D
 
And hasn't your anus threatened to pack up its shit and leave after the repeated abuse you dish out to it? Lol, gotta love the after-burn.:D
 
Txclosetgrower said:
And hasn't your anus threatened to pack up its shit and leave after the repeated abuse you dish out to it? Lol, gotta love the after-burn.:)
Nope, I gave it a 30 day notice and it left right away.
 
sounds like fun! nobody at work shares my love for heat that i know of. i know my roommate (the office manager) doesn't like things that are spicy.

at my last job, we had an office cook off and i made some chili that cost me about 27 bucks to make. i made the rounds and asked everyone about their preference regarding heat, and any response in the negative quickly made its way right out my other ear. :lol: i didn't go crazy with it or anything, but i wound up using a number of jalapenos, habaneros, a small bottle of scotch bonnet sauce, red peppers, and some green peppers. everyone said it was pretty hot, but it wasn't too hot because they only left me with enough for one more bowl. :(

in the end they wound up drawing a name out of a hat for the winner...luckily it was me and i got to take the next day off paid in full.
 
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