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The Last Great Pizza Thread

'Bout time we had a thread for all those that make their own dough and sauce. Too many good cooks on THP to let something as magnificent as that king of foods, pizza go unnoticed on this forum. This thread however comes with some rules to post...

1) Make your own dough and post the recipe. Thin crust. Whole wheat. Foccacia. NY or Chicago style. Naan....your choice!

2) Make your own sauce and post the recipe. Red. White. Olive oil w/ garlic. Whatever gets your mojo workin'!

3) Mandatory that it brings teh heat. Habs. Serrano's. Bhut's. T-Scorps. Fatalli. Hot sauce's and puree's will qualify. Using wimp sauce's such as Tabasco Brand or Franks will
be ridiculed with extreme prejudice and boooooed heavily!

4) Toppings can be anything. Pepperoni. Avocado. Greek olives. Pulled pork. If it came out of the ground or walked, swam or crawled, its all cool and the gang!

5) Bake them in the oven on a sheet pan. In cast iron. A pizza stone. On the grill. Got a wood fired pizza oven? Have mercy!

6) Pics are mandatory! Anyone can talk smack about it but put up or shut up. No pics? It never happened and ridiculing and boooooing will follow. Capiche?

Alright ya'll, lets get it on.....
 
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The Hot Pepper said:
Oh damn a fish sammie under Burgers, they must be Aussies :lol:
 
 
Negative.
 
Probably still Korean owned/operated.
 
Just like my favorite.
 
Kolache donut joint.
 
Here in Texas.
 
Koreans.
 
They know how to do some shit.
 
 
Kamsa hamnida.
 
Guatemalan Insanity Pepper said:
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here's an attempt to re-rail this thread with some uh pizza 
rolls
look there is even ranch dressing :P
 
 
Your kung fu.
 
Is weak AF.
 
You posted.
 
That pic.
 
And 50 million people.
 
On the internet.
 
Just tore off their shirts.
 
GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Jane.
 
You ignorant slut.
 
Totino's  Pizza Rolls.
 
Are the very foundation of this country.
 
Dipped in ranch.
 
Blue cheese.
 
Hot sauce.
 
Doesn't matter.
 
Go to your local tavern.
 
Pick out the crazy chick.
 
Mention the Totino's.
 
Bet your ass she's going back to your place.
 
And then.
 
When she's eaten all of the pizza rolls.
 
You some how.
 
Manage to get her off you.
 
Go hide in the bathroom.
 
Like a little bitch.
 
And call the cops.
 
Because.
 
She's just mauling me now.
 
Like I'm some kind of sex toy.
 
Yeah.
 
Totinos will do that to women.
 
The bruises will heal.
 
And I still.
 
Have her number.
 
texas blues said:
Jane.
 
You ignorant slut.
 
Totino's  Pizza Rolls.
 
Are the very foundation of this country.
 
Dipped in ranch.
 
Blue cheese.
 
Hot sauce.
 
Doesn't matter.
 
Go to your local tavern.
 
Pick out the crazy chick.
 
Mention the Totino's.
 
Bet your ass she's going back to your place.
 
And then.
 
When she's eaten all of the pizza rolls.
 
You some how.
 
Manage to get her off you.
 
Go hide in the bathroom.
 
Like a little bitch.
 
And call the cops.
 
Because.
 
She's just mauling me now.
 
Like I'm some kind of sex toy.
 
Yeah.
 
Totinos will do that to women.
 
The bruises will heal.
 
And I still.
 
Have her number.
:rofl:
 
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