smokers Big Green Egg

JayT said:
59 huh?  Well I hope your arthritic fingers are still nimble enough to posty up some flattop gems and maybe some smoked salmon sometime soon.
 
Nimble enough to type you butt fucking quitter!
 
Where is the tasty goodness from your BGE?
 
And where are the awesome JayT sammich's, steaks, and burgers?
 
In my whole time on here on THP.
 
I will never be as awesome as you.
 
But uhm....
 
Got any beer left in the fridge?
 
I got a dead soldier here.
 
JayT said:
My Egg is on sabbatical for the Winter.  I have been using the Webber, but nothing recently.  I do have a beer for you, just picked up a case of Troeg's Nugget Nectar imperial amber ale.  Delicious stuff.
 
As ever.
 
Mi amigo.
 
Any beer from you would be like honey to a bear.
 
texas blues said:
I came here for a live Tijuana donkey bbq sex show.
 
Give it to me!
 
In other words, they are being asses.
 
texas blues said:
Still no BGE love.
 
Somebody show me a pizza.
 
Or ribs.
 
Or steak.
 
Or pork butt.
 
No?
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N6W1Zm8P4A
 
 
Hopefully this holds you over for a few days.


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tctenten said:
No problem.

Brisket going on the egg. Trying to decide if I want to start it tonight and let it go overnight, or just do it tomorrow. It is just a small 5lb piece of flat.
 
A five pound flat?
 
The real question is this.
 
Do you want to sleep?
 
Or do you want to party?
 
I vote party.
 
t0mato said:
^ good point ^

Let's party like it's 1999.
 
You have to understand.
 
I was a fishing guide in Alaska.
 
In the off season I was glorified line cook with a title.
 
Me and Manolo would eject about 11pm.
 
Go home.
 
Clean up.
 
I'd get there about 1am.
 
He'd have the charcoal rollin'.
 
And toss on some funky Filipino red meat.
 
Tocino.
 
We'd do roll your owns.
 
With flour torts.
 
Cream cheese.
 
Green onions.
 
Hoisin.
 
It was da kine.
 
And we did it repeatedly and often.
 
Some of the best days a modern human being will ever experience will be with those that you love....
 
And a charcoal grill.
 
At 2am.
 
In winter.
 
Not shinola.
 
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