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So what are the worst experiences you have had with peppers?

mrjomama12341

mrjomama12341

Im lucky both to be alive and second not to be Divorced.
So I decided I wanted to grow some bhut jolokia and tore open several pods to remove the seeds.After storing the seeds I washed my hands with soap and water. Did I mention I didnt use gloves. Later when I went to bed My wife and I started to fool around ....Well lets just say there was still pepper juice on my fingers .She ran for the shower making all kinds of noise I checked on her and said i had a cure running to the kitchen to Laugh. :rofl:
Sorry I really couldnt help it . I brought her a bottle of Cooking oil it didnt seem to work.
I was actually realizing the magnatute of my error by this time. I heard about salt and capsaicin so I tried it out.
took a coffee cup put hot 1/4 cup water then loads of salt then I filled the cup up with
cold water and mixed it up. Yah that didnt go to well either apparently the salt burns down under I thought it wold be like ocean water I now have one less coffee cup.

All in all the veggie oil ,shampoo, water rio and repeat finaly took it away.
 
WOW!!! just WOW!!!
I have had many experiences with afterburn, but nothing that can touch that story. I have definitely felt the heat after relieving myself, picking my nose, and rubbing my eyes, but passing it on to the wife. That's just funny shit!
My worst experience came teh morning after drinking a few bloody mary's that I had made with a batch of vodka I had infused with various superhot peppers. My pee burned so bad that I had to keep stopping it and allow a few seconds of recovery before I continued. It was the longest piss of my life. I now limit myself to one of those bloody mary's per event. I think I know what people with herpes go through! :hell:
But, I think you win this pissing contest! :rofl:
 
Justaguy said:
A little research here before deseeding those peppers could have saved that poor innocent coffee cup.
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I refuse to use gloves for something that is going to go in me, so I suffer here and there as a result. I see lots of people using gloves, but I am honestly too cheap to buy them!
 
I only use gloves when making sauce. Hunan hands are not a bother to me and I have adapted well to interaction with others when I have them. Of course if I ever find a woman that isn't :crazy: I may be convinced to wear them when deseeding and such. Just saying with mrjomama12341's situation he may have decided to play hide the ice cube instead of grabbing salt.

BTW I believe salt is the cure for chimney fires, not cellar fires :rofl:
 
Was deseeding and frying some thai brid chilis one fateful afternoon. All the while my nose was running and eyes were watering. Unlike mrjomama I wore my gloves. I was feeling invincible! Then it happened... while attempting to divert the river that was pouring out of my nose using the ole "wrist-wipe-sniff" I failed to notice the few seeds waiting patiently on my wrist!!:fireball: Instantly my skull was ON FIRE!! I wasn't prepared to deal with the heat. That side of my face turned blotchy red, swole, and my nose reacted by getting stuffy!!! My only solution was to violate my nostril with a Q-tip dipped in Kefir. To this day I don't know what else would have worked, but beleive me ever since then I wear my runy nose with pride!
 
#$%@! I would have had to make sure the gun case was locked and put all the knives and other sharp instruments in it as well after something like that.
 
made some sauce not long ago and prepared yellow 7's without gloves. For nearly 2 days it felt as if my hands were submerged in boiling water. Lesson learned!
 
i learned my lesson about gloves as i deseeds 20 fataliis, a few habs, and scorps, no gloves and well my hands hurt for 3 days, well since then i use gloves at all times
 
Well, I was super bored one day and went to a bar around 2 am. I just wanted to get some wings and beer. While looking through the menu, I see the flavor of wings, ya know, the usual mild, hot and very hot. Then that's when I saw it, D.O.A(Death On Arrival) sauce. I said to myself I have to try this. What I found out is that if you finish ten wings with no drink during the contest, the tab is picked up by the bar and you get a picture of yourself on the wall. I was all for it. Well, after signing the waiver :think: I notice the waiter bringing me the wings with gloves on...jeez! It began, one wing, two, three, all the way to ten. Let me tell you, this sauce was SO hot it tasted bad. I mean, I could not enjoy the flavor it was so hot. Well, after finishing, the waiter brings me a beer, but then I get up and rush to the bathroom where I began to vomit, which wasn't the bad part. The bad part was all that pepper capsicum plus stomach acid coming back up my throat burning it even more :mouthonfire: . I rush out of the bathroom and try to make it home. While sitting at a stop light, I lose my vision for about 15 seconds. I threw the car in park and waited for it to leave. After making it home, I encountered massive bathroom time, the sitdown type, about five times. I slept in the bathroom for about three hours until I got up and asked a family memeber to take me to the hospital where they gave me a charcoal pump to get the rest out. The WORST night of my life. Needless to say, I never got my picture taken :(

Oh by the way, new member here...hello!
 
Also a fan of going gloveless here. Unless I'm cutting something absolutely off the wall I usually get almost no burn on my hands, and even then I only feel it on the sensitive skin in between my fingers. I also can touch my eyes/nose/whatever and it usually only turns to a nice warm feeling on my eyelids or whatever, and I very rarely experience a violent burning.

This being said I did deseed about two dozen orange habs only to make the same mistake with a female later that evening :rofl:.

My worst experience though, I was dicing up one of my more mild chinense type pods (probably around the heat of a cayenne or a bit above it) that gets good oil beads on the placental tissue. I was trying to make myself some nachos with em. I wind up getting a bit of an itch in my eye so I go to scratch it, and I think both salt and some pure oil wind up directly in my eye. Felt a bit like I got stabbed and in a panic my glasses got flung off and stepped on, breaking my frames. Needless to say that was a cruddy evening trying to watch TV at 1am wearing prescription sunglasses with my eye still tingling :cool:
 
hotamale said:
Well, I was super bored one day and went to a bar around 2 am. I just wanted to get some wings and beer. While looking through the menu, I see the flavor of wings, ya know, the usual mild, hot and very hot. Then that's when I saw it, D.O.A(Death On Arrival) sauce. I said to myself I have to try this. What I found out is that if you finish ten wings with no drink during the contest, the tab is picked up by the bar and you get a picture of yourself on the wall. I was all for it. Well, after signing the waiver :think: I notice the waiter bringing me the wings with gloves on...jeez! It began, one wing, two, three, all the way to ten. Let me tell you, this sauce was SO hot it tasted bad. I mean, I could not enjoy the flavor it was so hot. Well, after finishing, the waiter brings me a beer, but then I get up and rush to the bathroom where I began to vomit, which wasn't the bad part. The bad part was all that pepper capsicum plus stomach acid coming back up my throat burning it even more :mouthonfire: . I rush out of the bathroom and try to make it home. While sitting at a stop light, I lose my vision for about 15 seconds. I threw the car in park and waited for it to leave. After making it home, I encountered massive bathroom time, the sitdown type, about five times. I slept in the bathroom for about three hours until I got up and asked a family memeber to take me to the hospital where they gave me a charcoal pump to get the rest out. The WORST night of my life. Needless to say, I never got my picture taken :(

Oh by the way, new member here...hello!
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Sounds like a classic extract experience to me....those suck!
 
I had this happen last month,my wife used our last pair of gloves on her friends hair,and i need to make some some jerky so I cut the chocalate habs with bare hands!!!I went pee an hour later and man!!!!!!!!!!!!
needless to say my wife was lol when she seen me dipping my tallywacker in a glass of milk ,I thought i was going to the hospital put it in the milk it felt good pulled it out it felt bad ,just decided to soak it fof 5 or so minutes,but damn!!!
 
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