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#5121 skullbiker

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Posted 24 April 2019 - 05:46 PM

 
Holy crap!
 
Who ever waxed that bikini.
 
You're fired!


I AM RETIRED

I CANNOT BE FIRED



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Posted 24 April 2019 - 06:37 PM

CBD and THC are involved with my every movement. Fuct a burger! I would like to eat one though. I do have turkey and kraut for tacos.

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Posted 24 April 2019 - 09:35 PM

CBD and THC are involved with my every movement. Fuct a burger! I would like to eat one though. I do have turkey and kraut for tacos.

 

Turkey kraut tacos.

 

Dude.

 

Quit smokin' dirt weed.

 

And quit eatin' clay.



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Posted 28 April 2019 - 06:25 PM

Oh hell yeah!

 

 

 

But no ketchup.

 

Por favor.



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Posted 28 April 2019 - 06:47 PM

Burger abuse with extra sodium and plastic cheese.

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Posted 28 April 2019 - 07:10 PM

Burger abuse with extra sodium and plastic cheese.

 

That is true.

 

Its a shit burger..

 

But theres a certain somethin'.

 

That makes me want it.

 

Like crazy.

 

Vampire.

 

Hot women.

 

I'm married.

 

To one of them.



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Posted 28 April 2019 - 07:19 PM

Perhaps it was the poking and slicing with the drywall knife? Or putting both sides of the bun in grease? I dunno.... :lol:



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Posted 28 April 2019 - 09:31 PM

So, the cook is wearing a glove on one hand to be hygienic when he is stacking ingredients onto the buns. Yet, he handles the cooking utensils with both hands cross contaminating the gloved hand?  :think:


🤠 Oi, that's not a noife.

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Posted 28 April 2019 - 09:55 PM

Oh yeah and he will surely take cash in the gloved hand and then touch food. That one, I never get!!!!! They think those gloves are to keep their own hands clean.



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Posted 28 April 2019 - 10:23 PM

I think I saw spackle on the "spatula" :lol:

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Posted 30 April 2019 - 07:28 PM

Bourdain.

 

What an asshole.

 

I really miss that guy.

 

 

Look at the ooze dripping.

 

When he bites into that double double.

 

Thats real neanderthal caveman.

 

Lust.

 

I will oklahoma pig wrassle.

 

Three fat chicks.

 

With mustaches.

 

For that double double.

 

 

You would too.

 

 

Thanks Anthony.

 



#5132 Rajun Gardener

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Posted 30 April 2019 - 09:04 PM

I love that dude too, RIP.....

 

I'm a cheap trailer park burger slut too and made the burgers too big but it was Butt Rocket level.

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I had to cut it to keep the patty inside, a little over cooked for me but still awesome.

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Posted 01 May 2019 - 06:14 PM

RG.

 

Trailer Park Slut Burger.

 

How slutty do I have to be?

 

To get to eat that burger?

 

3 fat ladies and a team of clydesdales slutty?

 

 

I'm your huckleberry. 



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Posted 01 May 2019 - 07:17 PM

I saw an ad from Red Robin today that reminded me of you but you need to bring the Ranch.

 

 

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Posted 01 May 2019 - 09:20 PM

You don't put ranch.

 

On a banzai burger.

 

Unless.

 

You're me.

 

 

I would.



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Posted 01 May 2019 - 09:57 PM

i'd get mine Robin stylee with a sunny egg on top  :metal:

and eat enough steak fries to hate myself a little bit  :P

 

it's been too long since i've had a burger  :mope:

 


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Posted 08 May 2019 - 09:21 PM

An Ode to TB!

 

When you crave that salmon burger
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Hand-formed patty w/scallions
Teriyaki grilled onions

Flattopped!
Brioche bun
Butterflly Bakery of Vermont Maple Sugar Shack Sriracha!
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Red cabbage apple slaw
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Manhandle it...
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...with your no-ring gardening thumb even if it isn't green!
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NO RANCH OR PINEAPPLES HARMED!



#5138 texas blues

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Posted 09 May 2019 - 03:56 PM

I do 'bleed.

 

That is the first fish burger you've posted.

 

No?

 

What kine salmon?

 

I like to be liking ever 'thang about it.

 

Ono grindz.



#5139 The Hot Pepper

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Posted 09 May 2019 - 04:05 PM

Nah I won a TD with a salmon burger ;)

 

Faroe Islands salmon. One of my go-tos.



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Posted 09 May 2019 - 04:07 PM

Teriyaki onions: Cut a large solid onion slice intact without the rings falling out. Griddle it with a little oil and soak it with teriyaki. Flip it, douse it, both sides should brown/caramelize. When done, just break the rings apart and only the edges are browned, the rest is soft, white. Try it, especially on salmon. 






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