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I WANNA KILL MY DOCTOR!!!!


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#1 Dyce51

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Posted Today, 03:43 AM

So the other day I go to the doctors.  I have had this nasty sinus infection for over a week.  He tells me what I already know about the sinus infection.  He hands me my script for antibiotics.  He then tells me to use a certain Nose Spray called "Sinus Buster" he says its all natural and non-habit forming. So I go to the store get my pills and this nose spray.  I get home glance at the spray (it says 2 mists in each nostril) insert it in my nostril and give it 2 quick sprays.........My eyes instantly begin to water as it feels like hot poker has been rammed up my nose and into my brain!!!!!!!  HOLY HELL is all I can say as my eyes start pouring out the tears........I take a better look at the nose spray "ACTIVE INGREDIANT : Capsicum Annuum 3X"....Pepper spray for your nose!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   I talked to my Doctor the next day and told him my next visit I am bringing a hot pepper and inserting it where the sun don't shine on him!!!!!!!  He laughed and told me I guess I forgot to warn you.....
An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind. -Buddha

#2 Cayennemist

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Posted Today, 03:47 AM

Stick a Bhut in his Butt and see how he likes it.

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Posted Today, 06:02 AM

:rofl:
Hell-ya we're growing the Choc Morouga Scorps!! :hot:

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Posted Today, 06:04 AM

So in effect, he said the equivalent of "Go stick your snoot in battery acid mister"!...
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