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#1 The Hot Pepper

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Posted 15 October 2014 - 10:51 PM

JayT's Life Hack - Paper Clip Smoker

 

Get paper clips and bend into hooks.

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Put hooks on beef ribs.

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Hang on oven rack.

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Cook in oven and imagine smoke smell.

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Oh look they almost look smoked.

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Put some liquid smoke on your clothes so your guests are fooled, and serve!

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Posted 15 October 2014 - 11:04 PM

lol awesome.  The smug look ties it all together



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Posted 15 October 2014 - 11:06 PM

Bwahwahahahahahha :D

 

 

I'm going to have to try this, i already have the liquid smoke on my clothes...



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Posted 15 October 2014 - 11:07 PM

HOLEEE SHIT.

Holy Shit.

HOLY SHEEEIIT!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Posted 16 October 2014 - 12:14 AM

uuummmm.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ps- Boss, don't piss off one of the best reviewers on the interwheebz...

 

 

 

 

OOPS!!!!!!!!!  didn't mean to bring wheebz into this.................

 

 

edit-NEVERMIND!

 

but I do like that meathook system! 


Edited by salsalady, 16 October 2014 - 12:16 AM.

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Posted 16 October 2014 - 01:35 AM

Thanks Bunny Man, I love the meathook hack. Y'all joke all you want, but I am gonna make some badass oven jerky this winter using the meathook hack. Sheeit I'm going to office depod tomorrow an buying the CORPORATE SIZE box of clips.

 

 

p.s.     the only thing liquid smoke is good for, is putting on your clothes.

 

p.s.s.  I don't tink thats "the smug look" I'm pretty sure thats "the stink eye"


Edited by hogleg, 16 October 2014 - 01:41 AM.


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Posted 16 October 2014 - 06:28 AM

Thanks Bunny Man, I love the meathook hack. Y'all joke all you want, but I am gonna make some badass oven jerky this winter using the meathook hack. Sheeit I'm going to office depod tomorrow an buying the CORPORATE SIZE box of clips.
 
 
p.s.     the only thing liquid smoke is good for, is putting on your clothes.
 
p.s.s.  I don't tink thats "the smug look" I'm pretty sure thats "the stink eye"


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#8 JayT

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Posted 16 October 2014 - 02:55 PM

I have not released this technology yet Jefe.  You will be hearing from my lawyers, Dooey Fukim and Howe.  Bastaige.



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Posted 16 October 2014 - 04:42 PM

I have not released this technology yet Jefe.  You will be hearing from my lawyers, Dooey Fukim and Howe.  Bastaige.

 

Scovie, there he goes with that accent again. He even types it. :rofl:

 

Anyone know a translator for this bastardized Philly folk speak?



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Posted 16 October 2014 - 07:52 PM

 

Scovie, there he goes with that accent again. He even types it. :rofl:

 

I'm telling you. Call his ass! I can hear him in his posts.

 

Uncannie!                                        <---- WTF??? 



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Posted 13 January 2015 - 01:08 AM

 

I'm telling you. Call his ass! I can hear him in his posts.

 

Uncannie!                                        <---- WTF??? 

 

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Posted 13 January 2015 - 01:35 AM

Now it's just waiting for the people that use plastified paperclips. It would give a hell of a smoke flavor though, but I doubt plastic tastes better than pecan.

Na, but serious.. It's a good idea, but most ones are galvanized, nickled or coated with cheap chinese chrome (hexchrome). Zinc and Chrome can be very bad for your health, and nickle can cause severe allergic reaction to some people.

Some meat hooks cost you 50cts each (stainless) and last you a lifetime..

Sorry for the preaching, spent to much time in a laboratory.. It's not really the metal coating that is the issue, but you have quality (=safe) coatings and cheap plating. I doubt paperclips are foodgrade.
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Posted 13 January 2015 - 01:39 AM

It's a joke

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But some idiot did it, that's how I got the pics lol.



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Posted 13 January 2015 - 04:17 AM

I realised, hence the first paragraph. Just didn't want people trying it ;)
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Posted 13 January 2015 - 10:48 AM

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Nothin aint no worse than using a plastic garbage can for a smoker, busted up finished furniture for wood chips, or chinese paint.

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Posted 13 January 2015 - 05:28 PM

Oh goody.  This thread is back.



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Posted 13 January 2015 - 05:32 PM

I realised, hence the first paragraph. Just didn't want people trying it ;)

 

Too late! :rofl:

 

This idiot did it. http://thehotpepper....erky-ala-jay-t/



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Posted 13 January 2015 - 05:57 PM

Well.. If you can survive Australia, you should survive paper clips. At least paper clips won't try to eat you.

Chrome 6, Zinc etc won't kill you like that.. But If you can prevent it from being ingested by not using paperclips.. even if it's small amounts.
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Posted 13 January 2015 - 05:59 PM

We're talking about like 1/16" of contact per piece, probably at too low of a temperature to cause, well, anything to happen ...

 

But, still ...


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Posted 13 January 2015 - 07:37 PM

Hey, if you guys don't like my paperclip smoker, then well... 

 

use the microwave!






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