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Thunder Shits

I like stimulating conversation here.  You guys are the best.  I also like poking fun at my own challenges to get over.  So here is one more nutty thing before I go back to the garden.

Bone infection is back.  Probably never left.  So the doctor put me on an oral antibiotic.  It is the same one they give for anthrax but I forget the name.  Wife is doing my medication because I forget.  So she hands me some pills, including what she thought was my metphormin.  Turns out, she had given me the prescribed antibiotic but also mistook an antibiotic I am no longer on for the metphormin.  That former prescription was 2 pills a day.  Metformin is 4 pills a day, so I was taking twice as much of the wrong antibiotic in addition to one dose of the right antibiotic.  Three doses of antibiotics twice a day.

So I am out in the far part of the garden when all of a sudden the side effect hits me.  I got the thunder shits.  Oh now wait, it gets funner.  I am in a hard cast on my right leg and a soft case / removable on my left leg.  I get to where I am working, sit down and take the soft cast off.  With the thunder shits, no time to get the soft cast back on.  I just go a hobbling towards the house and the toilet.

Thing is, both the hard cast and the soft cast are about two inches taller than I am.  So when both are on, I walk without doing the up down thing.  Ah, but without the soft cast on every step with my right foot makes me go up about two inches.  Then left food down two inches.  Now remember, I was a gimping as fast as I could because I really needed to get to that toilet.  It was like shaking a bottle of ketchup to get that last bit out.

So there is your visual for the day.  Ass cheeks clenched, bobbing up and down, gimping as fast as I could for the toilet.  Oh wait,one more visual: I didn't make it.

Have a nice day and enjoy your lunch.
 
     (In the voice of Cheech Marin) "ComeON cheeks! Keep it together!" Everybody's been there, man.
     My brother once had an incident on a backpacking trip in Glacier NP. He ate a (whole) freeze dried dinner (for two) of barbecued pork with beans and mashed potatoes. It didn't agree with him very early the next morning. He had a long walk to the pit toilet and did not make it. He solved the problem by using the remaining clean part of his long johns as TP and throwing the whole mess down the pit.
 
True story.
 
My dad is well known for shitting himself. He eats a lot of gas station food. 
 
We was working on a pool once and his head popped up and he made that sound dogs make when they hear something weird adn cock their heads to the side. He went running up to the customers house and started pounding on the door. They didn't answer, he screamed at me to get in the van. He barely turned the ignition and let out the longest juiciest rancid fart I ever heard....needless to say he called the shop and told them we was heading home. Worst stench of a van ride ever... still not as bad as when he ate at a shrimp bar in the Caribbean and got food poisoning. The urge hit him while they was boarding the plane to leave. Step mom told him to hold it until they was on the plane. Well the plane was a puddle jumper and didn't have a bathroom. He crapped himself right there on the plane. They had to move the passengers from around him and he had to sit in it until they got to Florida. 
 
I feel bad for the old man but he is a human garbage disposal and brings it on himself half the time. 
 
Ye, when I was younger I would only share a story like this with a friend and even then only if alcohol were involved.  Now, shit is just damn funny.  I think it might have to do with having kids and changing diapers.
 
Over the top funny.  Thank you.  Oddly, I rarely experience that from peppers.  Now and then, but not all that often.  Kind of fun to note that the medical term for the body being able to adapt to things is called 'accommodation'.  I think that means that I have a very accommodating rectum. 

Speaking about funny things.  I think I am missing the joke in your signature.  It looks like you are quoting two people but I gotta figure it is html you put in your signature.  I dont get it.  Something to do with the stoned bunny thread?
 
Yep,found out I got mumps yesterday,2nd time I have it now. The pills I take for the pain in my throat gives me the thunder shits too,already went 3 times today,this literaly stinks :(
 
I have two young children.  Do not say mumps or chicken pocks.  Ya gonna jinx me.  Seriously, sorry to hear it, get better soon, and stay near the toilet.  This too shall pass.  Probably easier than you'd hope.
 
ajdrew said:
Over the top funny.  Thank you.  Oddly, I rarely experience that from peppers.  Now and then, but not all that often.  Kind of fun to note that the medical term for the body being able to adapt to things is called 'accommodation'.  I think that means that I have a very accommodating rectum. 

Speaking about funny things.  I think I am missing the joke in your signature.  It looks like you are quoting two people but I gotta figure it is html you put in your signature.  I dont get it.  Something to do with the stoned bunny thread?
 
The Bunnies are Everywhere thread,  It is a joke.  I am the bunny master.  Millworkman is a mod and threatened to delete my thread.  That is what the sig is there for.
 
JayT said:
 
The Bunnies are Everywhere thread,  It is a joke.  I am the bunny master.  Millworkman is a mod and threatened to delete my thread.  That is what the sig is there for.
 
 
I'm starting worry about you J. Either that or you're smokkin' that Amish Wildwood Flower? fyi the mod was Scratch, check your sig.  :crazy:
 
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