While watching an episode of South Park, I have decided to introduce the first hot sauce of its kind. You might recall the South Park episode where the entire town starts shoving food up their butts and pooping out of their mouths. Wile watching it, I was reading that THP thread on "Fire Anal". It occurred to me, i dont like waiting on mail order products, i dont like waiting in line, i flat do not like waiting. i think a lot of people feel about the same, we hate waiting. So for those folk i have developed Satan's Butt Plug hot sauce.
Although proud of the sauce itself, what i am really proud of is the bottle design. It is soft plastic, shaped like a butt plug, and the top has a spray nozzle. Each is shipped with a free sampler of KY jelly. The way it works, you open the top, lube the bottle, insert it into your butt and then fight the urge to clench for as long as you can. When you finally do clench, the soft plastic bottle contracts and fills your butt with hot sauce.
Although proud of the sauce itself, what i am really proud of is the bottle design. It is soft plastic, shaped like a butt plug, and the top has a spray nozzle. Each is shipped with a free sampler of KY jelly. The way it works, you open the top, lube the bottle, insert it into your butt and then fight the urge to clench for as long as you can. When you finally do clench, the soft plastic bottle contracts and fills your butt with hot sauce.
Satan's Butt Plug Hot Sauce: Why wait for morning?
