Jump to content

  •  

Photo

MikeUSMC's Whiskey Barrel Smoker


  • Please log in to reply
316 replies to this topic

#301 MikeUSMC

MikeUSMC

    Smokin' Hot

  • Extreme
  • 3,176 posts
  • aka:Iron Mike
  • Location:Central Connecticut (Zone 6A)

Posted 28 July 2018 - 10:25 AM

But look at Tide Pods... lol!

IMG_6867.PNG

:rofl:
"I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you f*ck with me, I'll kill you all."
-General James "Mad Dog" Mattis (to Iraqi tribal leaders, 2006)

#1A Guest

Guest

  • Guest
  • Pip
  • 1 post

#302 MikeUSMC

MikeUSMC

    Smokin' Hot

  • Extreme
  • 3,176 posts
  • aka:Iron Mike
  • Location:Central Connecticut (Zone 6A)

Posted 28 July 2018 - 10:55 AM

IMG_6978.JPG

A40577B3-4705-4E77-9726-43B1F1EA50FF.jpg

Gotta hit the road!
:cheers:
"I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you f*ck with me, I'll kill you all."
-General James "Mad Dog" Mattis (to Iraqi tribal leaders, 2006)

#303 t0mato

t0mato

    On Fire!

  • Extreme
  • 6,448 posts
  • aka:p1ckle
  • Location:Oregon

Posted 28 July 2018 - 11:01 AM

Bone apple tea.

I'm thirsty
I am the Pickle Princess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#304 The Hot Pepper

The Hot Pepper

    On Fire!

  • Administrators
  • 45,593 posts
  • aka:Pookie
  • Location:BKLYN USA
  • (x3)

Posted 28 July 2018 - 11:02 AM

Who would downvote that??? :lol:



#305 Walchit

Walchit

    Smokin' Hot

  • Extreme
  • 2,282 posts
  • aka:Bhuthead Andy
  • Location:Topeka Kansas

Posted 28 July 2018 - 02:13 PM

Id bone apple tea that for sure

#306 MikeUSMC

MikeUSMC

    Smokin' Hot

  • Extreme
  • 3,176 posts
  • aka:Iron Mike
  • Location:Central Connecticut (Zone 6A)

Posted 29 July 2018 - 01:36 PM

Who would downvote that??? :lol:

no clue, but I'll tell you one thing.....

I don't know what's funnier; that dude's definition, or that the dude's name is "HorseTheBootyFiller" :rofl: thinking maybe I should change my name here, hahahahaha
"I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you f*ck with me, I'll kill you all."
-General James "Mad Dog" Mattis (to Iraqi tribal leaders, 2006)

#307 MikeUSMC

MikeUSMC

    Smokin' Hot

  • Extreme
  • 3,176 posts
  • aka:Iron Mike
  • Location:Central Connecticut (Zone 6A)

Posted 15 August 2018 - 04:14 PM

Do you know the musical history of the term canned heat?

-----------------------------------------------------
http://uncensoredhis...d-jake.html?m=1

(from link:)
Memphis Will Shade recorded a song about getting involved with women who drink too much canned heat. Better Leave That Stuff Alone with Will Shade on guitar with Jab Jones on piano from 1928:
-------------------------------------------------
"People across the waters, they're crying for meat and bread
People across the waters, they're crying for meat and bread
And the womens down on Beale Street crying for that old canned heat every day

I give my woman a dollar to get herself something to eat
I give my woman a dollar to get herself something to eat
She spent a dime for neckbones and the ninety cents for that old canned heat

If your woman says she don't drink corn liquor, don't think she's nice and sweet
If your woman says she don't drink corn liquor, don't think she's nice and sweet
If she don't drink that old corn liquor, bet your bottom dollar she drinks that old canned heat

Now just look what a difference a little money can buy
Now just look what a difference a little money can buy
Before a woman spend fifty cents on corn liquor, she'll buy that box of canned heat on the sly

Canned heat is just like morphine, it crawls all through your bones
Canned heat is just like morphine, it crawls all through your bones
And if you keep on using canned heat mama, you soon get to the place you just can't leave it alone

When you catch a woman begging nickels and dimes, all up and down the street
When you catch a woman begging nickels and dimes, all up and down the street
She's only hustling them people to get that stuff they call that old canned heat"

-----------------------------------------------
This stuff is fascinating! Thanks, Pook! :cheers:


"I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you f*ck with me, I'll kill you all."
-General James "Mad Dog" Mattis (to Iraqi tribal leaders, 2006)

#308 The Hot Pepper

The Hot Pepper

    On Fire!

  • Administrators
  • 45,593 posts
  • aka:Pookie
  • Location:BKLYN USA
  • (x3)

Posted 15 August 2018 - 04:24 PM

Nice find!



#309 Ashen

Ashen

    Smokin' Hot

  • Extreme
  • 1,934 posts
  • Location:Canada

Posted 16 August 2018 - 02:49 AM

Just to add to the weird, if anyone you know is ever poisoned by methanol or antifreeze. Grab the nearest bottle of alcohol and make them drink. Ethanol is actually a cure for methanol poisoning. She should have been drinking that corn liquor after the canned heat.
A wise man never  argues with a skunk, a mule, or a cook.

 


#310 nmlarson

nmlarson

    Hot

  • Extreme
  • 542 posts
  • Location:Zone 7a/b, South Central Pennsylvania

Posted 16 August 2018 - 08:20 PM

A few years back I was T-boned by a woman who was leaving a Dollar General and drove into the driver side of my Jeep. She had 20 $1 bottles of mouthwash in her minivan. The City was running "saturation patrols" that night and sent a firetruck to respond until the police could arrive. One of the firemen noticed the other driver was slurring her words and they were able to get her to confess she was drunk on mouthwash. Guess that's better than Sterno. LOL

Edited by nmlarson, 16 August 2018 - 08:21 PM.

Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done and why. Then do it.        Robert Heinlein


#311 MikeUSMC

MikeUSMC

    Smokin' Hot

  • Extreme
  • 3,176 posts
  • aka:Iron Mike
  • Location:Central Connecticut (Zone 6A)

Posted 16 August 2018 - 08:24 PM

I knew a bunch of guys who used to get hammered on mouthwash in boot camp, hahaha
"I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you f*ck with me, I'll kill you all."
-General James "Mad Dog" Mattis (to Iraqi tribal leaders, 2006)

#312 MikeUSMC

MikeUSMC

    Smokin' Hot

  • Extreme
  • 3,176 posts
  • aka:Iron Mike
  • Location:Central Connecticut (Zone 6A)

Posted 01 September 2018 - 11:31 AM

Jeff Phillips' "PIG SHOTS!"
https://www.smoking-...eddar-and-onion

The players:
IMG_7151.JPG

If you ever decide to try these out, I HIGHLY suggest using the THICKEST bacon you can possibly find, or possibly using a full piece, to wrap around the kielbasa, vs. a half a piece, like the recipe calls for. The "walls" really need to be a LOT stiffer. I have a feeling these are just gonna turn into a melted mess :doh: "Taller" bacon would be a good idea too :lol:

I'd also suggest smaller blocks of cheese for the middle, and probably even slicing the kielbasa thinner than 1/2", so there's more room for stuffing. I didn't even bother putting the diced onion or cream cheese mixture in these. There's just no way there was enough room, so these are just gonna be stuffed with pepper jack cheese. Anyway.....
IMG_7152.JPG

Light dusting of BBQ rub, and they go on for an hour and a half, at 250*F
IMG_7153.JPG

I swear, man....... my family cannot get over these DAMN BEANS! :rofl:
This batch has about 2 cups of pulled pork in it, plus another 1 1/2 cups or so of some smoked rib meat that I'd frozen previously, from the last time I made ribs.
IMG_7154.JPG

For reasons that I can't figure out, this batch of beans has been a lot "drier" than all previous batches I've made. I've had to add like 2 cups of water to it so far (shrug). Still smells great though! :party:

:cheers:
"I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you f*ck with me, I'll kill you all."
-General James "Mad Dog" Mattis (to Iraqi tribal leaders, 2006)

#313 Thegreenchilemonster

Thegreenchilemonster

    On Fire!

  • Extreme
  • 6,061 posts

Posted 01 September 2018 - 11:47 AM

Get it Mike! That looks F'ing delicious!

#314 MikeUSMC

MikeUSMC

    Smokin' Hot

  • Extreme
  • 3,176 posts
  • aka:Iron Mike
  • Location:Central Connecticut (Zone 6A)

Posted 01 September 2018 - 12:54 PM

IMG_7155.JPG

I was right :lol:
Big, melted mess, haha! At least some of them held up. Tastes amazing, but oily as hell! Like, the greasiest pepperoni pizza you've ever had x 1,000 hahaha
"I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you f*ck with me, I'll kill you all."
-General James "Mad Dog" Mattis (to Iraqi tribal leaders, 2006)

#315 Ashen

Ashen

    Smokin' Hot

  • Extreme
  • 1,934 posts
  • Location:Canada

Posted 01 September 2018 - 01:28 PM

I think I might try that with my home cured back bacon. Might need to add some regular bacon bits to the filling for enough greasy factor though.
A wise man never  argues with a skunk, a mule, or a cook.

 


#316 t0mato

t0mato

    On Fire!

  • Extreme
  • 6,448 posts
  • aka:p1ckle
  • Location:Oregon

Posted 04 September 2018 - 12:14 PM

How the hell did I miss this? Nice hors d' oeuvres mike!
I am the Pickle Princess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#317 MikeUSMC

MikeUSMC

    Smokin' Hot

  • Extreme
  • 3,176 posts
  • aka:Iron Mike
  • Location:Central Connecticut (Zone 6A)

Posted 04 September 2018 - 01:06 PM

How the hell did I miss this? Nice hors d' oeuvres mike!

Thanks, dude! They were tasty! Once I put them on a clean serving tray, they looked a lot better ;) should've taken THAT pic instead, haha
"I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you f*ck with me, I'll kill you all."
-General James "Mad Dog" Mattis (to Iraqi tribal leaders, 2006)




1 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 1 guests