First attempt at some scotch eggs on the WSM.
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Posted 25 December 2017 - 01:07 PM
Unfertilized chicken fetus in a dead bovine carcass.
But you don't wanna' get your face too close to those things.
The meat might peel back like a flower opening and then the egg jumps out and attaches to your face.
Then it shoves its dirty yolk tentacle down your throat.
Next 'thang you know and you're waking up with a full grown live rooster bursting out of your chest.
Posted 25 December 2017 - 08:06 PM
Well duh, they don't fall out of hens.
Drunk posting detected.
I have never been drunk while posting on THP.
Except for maybe that one time.
I 'member that time.
I was taking my pants off over my head.
Because JayT was posting some BS about oven ribs.
But it was some pretty dang good BS!
Posted 25 December 2017 - 08:24 PM
JayT is an Amish Alien.
He made my dear sweet wife drive him back to the hotel once.
I rode along in the backseat.
Dude would have broke a breathalyzer.
I was so drunk I went to bed after.
He took a shower and then party hardy'd till the wee wee hours.
He is not of this world.
Posted 27 December 2017 - 09:37 AM
Well I have my eggs ready but took to long to thaw the sausage yesterday.
Just peeled the eggs....that was a task in itself trying to keep them whole only half cooked/runny soft yolks.
Will try my luck in a few hrs for breakfast.
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