hot-sauce Sorry Guys Your Favorite Hot Sauce is Bad!!!

Ashen

• Apr 8, 2018

• #21

Get the orange bottle. By far the best of their sauces. Although I do love their green SB sauce on patties.

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texas blues

• Apr 8, 2018

• #22

Tabasco has its place.
 
Better served in the kitchen for cooking with.
 
Just like Frank's is better in a wing sauce.
 
Crystal is mandatory on a shrimp po'boy.
 
And I love it on canned sardines.

 

MikeUSMC

• Apr 8, 2018

• #23

WarrantMan said:

BrochachosHS,Coming out swinging eh? Send some samples around and lets see what ya got. You will get brutally honest feedback from folks here...

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HEAR, HEAR!!!

Edmick said:

Son, there are people here that have spilled more sauce than you've eaten..

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^ Mark as Best Answer.

 

texas blues

• Apr 8, 2018

• #24

Edmick said:

Son, there are people here that have spilled more sauce than you've eaten.

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And I've shitted and pissed more hot sauce than y'all have spilled or eaten.
 
 
Picture if you will.
 
1974.
 
South Texas. 
 
A field of hot sauce.
 
15 acres of it.
 
Growing on the vine.
 
I wade through the rows...
 
Reach down...
 
Grab a bottle and rip off the shrink wrap.
 
Twist the cap and drink it like it was the cure for herpes and polio.
 
Our property was adjacent to the Arroyo Colorado.
 
Thunder rolled.
 
And the muddy water flowed.
 
Down that sorry ass ditch of a river.
 
The water moccasins hissed.
 
And the coyotes howled.

 

The Hot Pepper

Founder

Admin

• Apr 8, 2018

• #25

 

Edmick

Staff Member

Moderator

Extreme Member

• Apr 8, 2018

• #26

That was beautiful TB.. (wipes tear from eye)

 

D3monic

• Apr 8, 2018

• #27

I like blis gourmet hot sauce over Franks.

Boss sent me a bottle of lousiana style sauce that had habs and lemon drop. Kicking myself because I forgot the name. Ive been dying for another bottle for several years but they based out the netherlands and shipping crazy.

 

D3monic

• Apr 8, 2018

• #28

until you've had my favorite brand of sauce I don't want to hear it from the peanut gallery 
 

 

The Hot Pepper

Founder

Admin

• Apr 8, 2018

• #29

https://capsup.at

For D3

 

Walchit

• Apr 8, 2018

• #30

I'm on these green Danny cash sauces right now, they aren't the hottest but I really like the flavor

 

Walchit

• Apr 8, 2018

• #31

And if warrant man's sauce counts as commercial then his aggravated assult is up there for sure

 

Crispee-FL

• Apr 8, 2018

• #32

Walchit said:

And if warrant man's sauce counts as commercial then his aggravated assult is up there for sure

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Amen to that Reggie (Warrant Man) has some of the best vinegar based sauce around, IMO.

 

texas blues

• Apr 8, 2018

• #33

Walchit said:

And if warrant man's sauce counts as commercial then his aggravated assult is up there for sure

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I have 2 bottles of WM's sauces that he sent me.
 
I have not tried them.
 
I have been staring at them.
 
For more than a month.
 
I don't know why.
 
They're right next to my keyboard as I post.
 
The handcuffs.
 
Brilliant.
 
I really want to try the sauces.
 
But I don't want to go to jail doing it.

 

The Hot Pepper

Founder

Admin

• Apr 8, 2018

• #34

Walchit said:

And if warrant man's sauce counts as commercial then his aggravated assult is up there for sure

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It's for sale. It's commercial. 

 

WarrantMan

Extreme Member

• Apr 8, 2018

• #35

 

Edmick

Staff Member

Moderator

Extreme Member

• Apr 8, 2018

• #36

I've gone through almost 3 bottles of the aggravated assault. My wife loves vinegar based hot sauce and thinks it's the best she's ever had.

 

HopsNBarley

• Apr 8, 2018

• #37

texas blues said:

 
And I've shitted and pissed more hot sauce than y'all have spilled or eaten.
 
 
Picture if you will.
 
1974.
 
South Texas. 
 
A field of hot sauce.
 
15 acres of it.
 
Growing on the vine.
 
I wade through the rows...
 
Reach down...
 
Grab a bottle and rip off the shrink wrap.
 
Twist the cap and drink it like it was the cure for herpes and polio.
 
Our property was adjacent to the Arroyo Colorado.
 
Thunder rolled.
 
And the muddy water flowed.
 
Down that sorry ass ditch of a river.
 
The water moccasins hissed.
 
And the coyotes howled.

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That's a really cool story.
You should tell that at parties.

 

 

Edmick

Staff Member

Moderator

Extreme Member

• Apr 8, 2018

• #38

HopsNBarley said:

 
That's a really cool story.
You should tell that at parties.

 

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Hey would have to be invited to one first

 

D3monic

• Apr 9, 2018

• #39

The Hot Pepper said:

https://capsup.at

For D3

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Thats it! Thanks pooky!

 

Ashen

• Apr 9, 2018

• #40

texas blues said:

 
And I've shitted and pissed more hot sauce than y'all have spilled or eaten.
 
 
Picture if you will.
 
1974.
 
South Texas. 
 
A field of hot sauce.
 
15 acres of it.
 
Growing on the vine.
 
I wade through the rows...
 
Reach down...
 
Grab a bottle and rip off the shrink wrap.
 
Twist the cap and drink it like it was the cure for herpes and polio.
 
Our property was adjacent to the Arroyo Colorado.
 
Thunder rolled.
 
And the muddy water flowed.
 
Down that sorry ass ditch of a river.
 
The water moccasins hissed.
 
And the coyotes howled.

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I knew TB 's stories reminded me of something, I couldn't figure out what til now.

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