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So I put a slice of Trinidad Scorpion on my tongue.

"IT didn't melt my face!" I think smugly.

The only moment of panic, was about 30 seconds later, when the heat didn't begin to fade, but rather it intensified slightly.

I pondered what exactly I would say in a thread as I pondered my cool handling of this monster of a pepper, while I urinate....after all, I have had like 4 beers.......what?

Oh HOLY F()CK.

I did not just touch my peter with T Scorp juice on my hand.

I am not trying to be gross or juvenile.;)
 
Cheezy....it is quite possible that you are in desperate need of a team of doctors in white lab coats revolving around you like the planets 24/7.

Cheers, TB.
 
Well throw out lab testing! We now have a way to test Scoville units.

You will all need to pay me approximately 5 billion dollars to rub pepper juice on my sack.

The T scorp was at least 2 times worse than an orange hab.(my last beer induced pepper juice indescretion)

It ranged into actual pain, not mere discomfort.
 
I agree, touching "it" with Jersey Death on your fingers is just "great", it is a delayed burn though, took abput 5 mins to kick in and I didn't draw the right conclusion and first and was worried I caught some infection or whatever! :)
 
The scorp had a serious delay too.

The second I did it, I just moved my hand away and froze for a minute.......*Phew! Nothing!*

I walk out into the hall and back towards the kitchen........

OH GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!!

Over the course of 10 seconds it went from a tingle to out and out pain.

It lasted a good 3 hours or so.
 
Chiliac said:
Using it, having some on my fingers without knowing it, peeing shortly afterwards --- ta-daa!
Ditto. The JD incident was that I handled a bottle of my friend who didn't wipe the gunk off the threads (he does it now though) and I got a fairly sizeable chunk on my finger then I peed and transfered it to the base of ol' lock ness monster.......the heat kept rising and rising.... :)


Also, who's to say that eating isn't a clothing optional sport? :lol:
 
One of the prime troubles with eating tepins and other small chiles is that I crush them on my food with my fingers.....we know what follows.

As long as I have been eating chiles and I don't remember to wash my hands.....phhhhhh

I don't even need any alcohol.
 
I'll have hot hands tomorrow because I'm de-seeding without any gloves, the middle finger broke off one of them and the other has a hole in between the 'Mary middle' and 'Ruby ring' fingers.
 
Sometimes I think it's not worth putting on gloves for deseeding/cutting/whatever just a few peppers. I should've learned by now that it would've been worth bothering to put them on!!! ;)
 
cheezydemon said:
:onfire: that leads to the occasional "sexual transfer" of capsaicin.

A rare and memorable event!:P

Yeah been there done that. But only accidentally and at mild and intriguing levels.
 
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