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#41 Guatemalan Insanity Pepper

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Posted 06 November 2018 - 10:39 PM

That is just...Just....

Just.......


SO not right!!!!





Seriously, that serving suggestion? Who garnishes eggs and brains with parsley and not an orange slice!?!?!??

OK..Who is gonna post Spam?

TB will hopefully deliver a SPAM poetry slam 

 

he eats it straight from the can 

 

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#42 saiias

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Posted 06 November 2018 - 10:42 PM

Oh SPAM! Oh SPAM! Gourmet delight!
My food by day, my dreams by night.
To carve, to slice, to dice you up -
pureed in a blender and sipped from a cup.

What shining deity from Olympus knelt
down to the earth and hog butt smelt?
Creating then man's eternal desire
for swine entrails congealed by fire.

On some corporate farm, a pig has died.
Eyes, tongue, and snout end up inside
that cube of SPAM hidden in the can
I now hold in my trembling hand.

More than mere food, SPAM is for me
a hedonistic expression of gluttonous glee.
Mottled with pork fat, the pink cube engrosses.
My mouth takes it in, my intestine disposes.

Long have my arteries clogged to the sound
of sizzling SPAM when there's no one around -
furtively chewing or swallowing whole.
Triple bypass by forty, my medical goal.

Other processed meat products I've tried or declined
Vienna Sausages, Treet, even pig's feet in brine.
Though each may be tasty in different ways,
none matches SPAM for gelatinous glaze.

That glistening pinkness beckons me
with gristle, fat, and BHT.
Oh Spam, my Spam - the taste, the smell -
The sacred meat product from Hormel.

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Edited by saiias, 06 November 2018 - 10:46 PM.


#43 The Hot Pepper

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Posted 06 November 2018 - 10:47 PM

More like

 

It was 1972

 

picture it

 

white bread

 

some splooge

 

a can of spam

 

and a Coors

 

Fry that sheet

 

extra splooge

 

on the crushed velvet bucket seats

 

of the dodge van

 

bleed me now

 

hear me later 

 

dead hookers

 

spam!

 



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Posted 06 November 2018 - 10:49 PM

No one said pickles??? :shocked:

 

I'm on the wrong computer to post my pickle misunderstanding pic


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Posted 06 November 2018 - 10:50 PM

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Posted 06 November 2018 - 10:50 PM

bleed me know?
Or
bleed me now?

What do I Know/now..

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Posted 06 November 2018 - 10:51 PM

Ask TB he wrote it.



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Posted 06 November 2018 - 10:56 PM

Jesus that was quick on the draw


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Posted 06 November 2018 - 10:59 PM

Canned meat prose on The Hot Pepper forum. 

 

So much goodness swirled into one. Savory antics meld with fun.

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Well...

 

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Posted 06 November 2018 - 11:00 PM

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Posted 06 November 2018 - 11:01 PM

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Posted 06 November 2018 - 11:03 PM

Canned meat prose on The Hot Pepper forum. 
 
So much goodness swirled into one. Savory antics meld with fun.
Yes I'm odd - perhaps a loner, Freudian stuff? I've got a ....
Well...
 
A work in progress..... 
 
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Stoner or boner..
The world wants to know..

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Posted 06 November 2018 - 11:06 PM

for those that didn't know;

 

Spam is made by the Hormel Foods Corporation. The company was founded by George A. Hormel in the late 1890s in AustinMinn.

 

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Posted 06 November 2018 - 11:08 PM

for those that didn't know;
 
Spam is made by the Hormel Foods Corporation. The company was founded by George A. Hormel in the late 1890s in AustinMinn.
 
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Oh.. Now that meme makes sense...

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Posted 06 November 2018 - 11:15 PM

"phone her"

 

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Posted 06 November 2018 - 11:20 PM

Boss, post that picture of TB...You know the one...The sploogy one...

It's on the other 'puter...
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Posted 06 November 2018 - 11:22 PM

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Posted 06 November 2018 - 11:24 PM

BINGO!!!!!!
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Posted 06 November 2018 - 11:26 PM

TB on Mayo....







Or....Mayo on TB...





...Straight outa da jar....
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Posted 06 November 2018 - 11:28 PM

lube straight outta the tube

 

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