Bhuter 2019

Orekoc · May 11, 2019

I want seed from the darkest purple plant! Please and thank you.

Or cuttings this fall. We'll talk, or PM, or e-mail. My people will call your people? Something.

deolater · May 14, 2019

Wow, that foliage is awesome!

I have a couple of purple ghost plants that came in about that dark, but have gradually gone green.

Such beautiful plants!

PaulG · May 14, 2019

Indeed, very nice, Adam!

A beautiful trio of plants. Will be great to see
how they compare as the season goes on!

Bhuter · May 15, 2019

Orekoc said:
I want seed from the darkest purple plant! Please and thank you.

Or cuttings this fall. We'll talk, or PM, or e-mail. My people will call your people? Something.

You got it, Pugs! I'll try and isolate a couple flowers for you.

deolater said:
Wow, that foliage is awesome!I have a couple of purple ghost plants that came in about that dark, but have gradually gone green.Such beautiful plants!

Thank you very much! Yeah, I have had plants in the past lighten up. I hope this one stays dark.

PaulG said:
Indeed, very nice, Adam!

A beautiful trio of plants. Will be great to see
how they compare as the season goes on!

Thank you very much, Paul! While you're here, believe it or not, the white seed germinated now! Maybe I'll still have time to get something

Bhuter · May 16, 2019

Last year, I tried growing BBG Cluster from seeds that I got from Justin White. I think I only tried once and ran out of time. Then, last fall/winter, Justin sent me his original seeds that he got from Buckeye. I started 2 of those this year and one is starting to bud....and this one DOES appear to be a true cluster.

Orekoc · May 16, 2019

Very nice Adam, save lots of seed. Sounds like it might need more selection over the generations to fix the trait, if there are ones without the clustering.

PaulG · May 16, 2019

Bhuter said:
Thank you very much, Paul! While you're here, believe it or not, the white seed germinated now! Maybe I'll still have time to get something

Ha! That's great - better late than never, sort of...

I hope it grows fast and prolific for you, Adam!

Bhuter · May 17, 2019

Ok awesome people! As some of you know, I got pretty lucky last week by having 28-29 wild varieties sent to me by a wonderful friend. I have put together 12 of those wild varieties and bagged them up w/labels to give away to somebody who hopefully wants them...AND is the winner of this contest.

SIMPLE RULES:

Post your best joke right here in my glog. Jokes can be clean or dirty, if dirty is allowed. The funniest or most shocking joke will win seeds for 12 wilds (I'll post the varieties below). I'm thinking of running it until Sunday night the 19th...ending at Midnight EST.

I was going to put this in the fun zone, but I figured I'll give this contest to the glog readers. Here's a pic of the wilds. I hope you can read the labels.

I hope this is allowed and correct. Lol

Hawkins · May 17, 2019

The wife's been feeling neglected all winter because I've been paying more attention to my plants than her. She said she was feed up, it was either her or the plants. I didn't even have to think about it, I packed everything up and put it outside. Then I went and told the wife her sh*t was on the porch and get the f*<k out of my house.

Bhuter · May 17, 2019

Ha! "Out on the porch, Fred Flintstone! And don't even think about jumping back in the window like the pets do!"

This one just popped in my head. It was my favorite for a long time. And it's very.........‍

!

A man goes to the doc because he's having troubles with his sex life. In fact, he can't even get it up anymore. He explained everything to the doctor, almost in tears. The doc tried to help all that he could...

"Well, there's nothing I can do for you medically, but I can give you some 'husband' tips that might help." Started the doc.

The man sighed, "I'm all ears."

The doc continued, "Stay up pretty late tonight. Make sure she goes to bed before you and is still sleeping when you go to bed. Then, as you're laying next to her, slide your hand down, finger her a little, then wipe that under your nose. That might get things rolling."

A little perplexed, the guy says, "Whatever it takes. I'll give it a shot."

The time is almost here. She's been sleeping for about 25 minutes. He quietly enters the bedroom and
Lays next to her. He starts at it. Rubbed a little under his nose. He thinks he feels something. Let's try more. Back to the wipe..."Yeah! It's working!"

He gets super excited, wakes her up and says, "Honey! Honey! You gotta see this!"

She sits up, startled. Fumbles around to turn on the light, glances at him. She then glances at the clock. Back at him.

She yelled, "Jesus! You woke me up at 3 in the morning to show me that you have a bloody nose?!"

:party:

rghm1u20 · May 17, 2019

Nice offer, man. You should only state if is US-only, or worldwide

I am at work, the pictures are filtered out so I can't see the labels, but the word "wilds" is enough to lure me in.
Only one joke allowed, or multiple too?

Oops, I ask too many questions, I suppose....

Bhuter · May 17, 2019

rghm1u20 said:
Nice offer, man. You should only state if is US-only, or worldwide
I am at work, the pictures are filtered out so I can't see the labels, but the word "wilds" is enough to lure me in.
Only one joke allowed, or multiple too? Oops, I ask too many questions, I suppose....

You're right! I always forget that.

I say keep firing 'em away until you're tapped out. lol. So yes, multiple jokes.

The offer is World Wide.

Here's the list written down:

Exile Chacoense
Amarillo Chiltepin
CAP 691
CAP 1446 Chacoense
Bolivia--1946 SSE...= Seed Savers exchange
Bolivia--2090 SSE......
Yellow Pequin Peru
Cumari Du Para (Nigel)
PI 1441654 C. Praetermissum
Caribe (Duffy)
Chiltepin Rojo
PI 63292201 C. Baccatum

rghm1u20 · May 17, 2019

A man had a horse and the horse had nothing against.

(now depends of tastes, if this is seen as a joke

)

skullbiker · May 17, 2019

Heres one from my drinkin days:
A horse comes into the local bar/tavern and sits down at the bar..........the bar tender comes over to him and asks..............hey man, why the long face???

rghm1u20 · May 17, 2019

(sorry for language, not my native, so kinda translation...)
A guy riding a camel in the desert. The camel broke, walk no more, the guy take it to the camel service, telling to the guy there that the camel wont walk anymore. The service guy tell him - put the camel on the ramp. Then he took 2 bricks and smash the camel balls. The camel run like a rocket, and the man can see only the dust. He ask the service man:
-Now how can I catch the camel?
The guy, still having the brick in his hands, tells him:
-Get up on the ramp!

murfle · May 17, 2019

skullbiker said:
Heres one from my drinkin days:
A horse comes into the local bar/tavern and sits down at the bar..........the bar tender comes over to him and asks..............hey man, why the long face???

Also works with Sarah Jessica Parker

rghm1u20 · May 17, 2019

Ivan meets Boris on the street, and see a large bruise on Boris's eye. He ask him:
-What happen?
-Well, Ivan, I was at a party meeting, and Olga was sitting in front of me. After few comrades spoke, Olga raised to speak. I saw her skirt was stuck between her butt cheeks, and I pull it out. She turned to me and hit me...
After one month they meet again, Boris still have a bruise on his eye. Ivan ask him:
-Boris, your eye is bruised again???
-Yes, Ivan...
-But why?
-I was again at a party meeting. And again Olga was sitting in front of me. She raised to talk.... And her skirt was again stuck between her butt cheeck...
-You fool! You pull it out again???
-Oh, no...
-Then what???
-Sergey was sitting near me. He saw too, and he pulled it out. But I knew Olga don't like this, so I pushed her skirt back between her butt cheeks....

PtMD989 · May 17, 2019

Do the jokes have to be PC?
Cool contest, we could all use a good chuckle [emoji16].

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Bhuter · May 17, 2019

murfle said:
Also works with Sarah Jessica Parker

I guess that DOES work, too. I always thought Jessica Biel looked incredibly Equine. Lol

Bhuter · May 17, 2019

PtMD989 said:
Do the jokes have to be PC?
Cool contest, we could all use a good chuckle [emoji16].

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Actually, I wasn't sure if there were things we couldn't do. I personally LOVE shock value, truly tasteless jokes, racial slurs/epithets, insults....the whole 9 yards. I was raised watching stand up comedians ranging from mild to lewd. So needless to say, I've heard a lot of ways to make fun of people...which, in turn, has given me low self-esteem and I try NOT doing certain things to avoid embarrassment. Lol. They won't be telling jokes about me! Lol

Soooo, the raunchier the better, as long as it's allowed.