Let's get drunk!

My wife called as she was leaving work and said she was going to a new joint with some of the gals from work for happy hour. She just called me absolutely shitfaced! She doesn't drink! WTF? I'm not picking her up. I told her she is cabbing it. I had a rough day too. I have a bad toothache and as soon as I got home I ate 3ibuprofren, 2 aspirin and slammed 2 shots of tequila and 4 beers. (good times)She's cabbing it. So now I'm feeling guilty for not being able to go and fetch her. Just a little bit. Okay maybe just a tiny bit. F*#k it! Where'd I put that bottle?

Does this happen to ya'll?

I just took my pants off over my head..

Cheers, TB.
 
Now her drunk friends are calling me on my wife's phone. There is so much noise and music in the background I can't understand anything....but I hear some chick in the background crying and saying.."I love you man!...I oughta' kick your ass right now..."

She really IS having a good time!

Cheers ya'll, TB.
 
at least she'll probably fall asleep as soon as she gets home - make sure you get some hangover pay back by banging around the house nice and early for all the times it's happened to you.
 
LOL...when you talk to her in the morning...say...."I can't believe (insert name of co-worker) told me that last night!" she will want to know what...just sigh and leave the room....

Youll get the VIP treatment for a while...LOL

Beeeeeeeeeeer is my choice....had a few and I am well on my way!

CHEERS!
 
Well she sure paid the price. She got home and while I was asleep she had the usual bed spin and porcelin worshipping. Promise's to God soon followed. Seems there are no real athiest's when that drunk or in a foxhole.

Cheers, TB.
 
texas blues said:
Promise's to God soon followed. Seems there are no real athiest's when that drunk or in a foxhole.

Cheers, TB.

No I still remain true to my athiest faith when that drunk....I just keep saying how stupid I am to drink that much. :)
 
imaguitargod said:
No I still remain true to my athiest faith when that drunk....I just keep saying how stupid I am to drink that much. :lol:

Nice to ee your a believer in the ale then :P:lol:
 
DickT said:
Yep, I drink all the time.......haven't done the pants thing though

I ran down the street butt naked in Single digit weather once after midnight on Newyears day after the ball dropped once:shocked:..Needless to day I didn't remember much after that and had to clean up the puke at my friends the next day from myself...:lol::lol:
 
rabbit said:
I ran down the street butt naked in Single digit weather once after midnight on Newyears day after the ball dropped once:shocked:..Needless to day I didn't remember much after that and had to clean up the puke at my friends the next day from myself...:):P

Drunk. Naked in public. Puking....good times.

Cheers, TB.
 
rabbit said:
I ran down the street butt naked in Single digit weather once after midnight on Newyears day after the ball dropped once:shocked:..Needless to day I didn't remember much after that and had to clean up the puke at my friends the next day from myself...;):)

I've never been that bad. Dancing in the town centre High Street flower beds at midday was my worst (Maidstone town centre for you UK people). I was young.
 
Armadillo said:
Feeding on milk thistles doesn't mean that you can take unlimited amounts of booze though...:lol:

Never said that you can but Silymarin does give a real boost to your liver function and I now get it from a pretty cheap and trusted source. 1/5 of the price that I would have to pay here and double the strength.
 
Philipperv said:
Never said that it did but Silymarin does give a real boost to your liver function and I now get it from a pretty cheap and trusted source. 1/5 of the price that I would have to pay here and double the strength.

It even improves the living quality of people with chronic hepatitis b and c.
 
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