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#14381 The Hot Pepper

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Posted 01 December 2018 - 10:15 PM

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#14382 Guatemalan Insanity Pepper

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Posted 23 January 2019 - 11:06 PM

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BBQ pulled pork sammy

 

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#14383 texas blues

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Posted 23 January 2019 - 11:27 PM

Wheres the alcomohol?

 

You know the rules.

 

GIP.

 

All I can say.

 

Is this.

 

If thats drunken chef posting.

 

I don't wanna' be sober.

 

Waitress!!!!

 

We're ready to order now.

 

And bring us a bottle.

 

Of whatever that guy is having!



#14384 Guatemalan Insanity Pepper

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Posted 23 January 2019 - 11:31 PM

Wodka

 

i had to look at my phoane to remember what i made the sauce with  :lol:

 

I got sauce on my shirt  :rofl:

 

yeah this belonged in  :drunk: -chef

 

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#14385 texas blues

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Posted 23 January 2019 - 11:53 PM

Q4uoMsX.jpg

 

ogk9IPA.jpg

BBQ pulled pork sammy

 

:cheers:

 

 

But wait.

 

Theres more!

 

Look at the center of the second pic.

 

Now tilt your head 90 degrees to the right.

 

I see a woman's severed legs.

 

Separated from the woman's torso.

 

That has a giant penis.

 

I ain't makin' this shit up y'all!

 

Look at it!!!!!!

 

GIP.

 

You sick bastard.

 

What's next for you?

 

Drunken grave robbery?

 

You need to leave that alone.

 

For professionals.

 

That know what they're doin'.

 

C'mon maaan.

 

Who do you think.

 

Started this thread?



#14386 Guatemalan Insanity Pepper

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Posted 24 January 2019 - 12:07 AM

 

 

But wait.

 

Theres more!

 

Look at the center of the second pic.

 

Now tilt your head 90 degrees to the right.

 

I see a woman's severed legs.

 

Separated from the woman's torso.

 

That has a giant penis.

 

I ain't makin' this shit up y'all!

 

Look at it!!!!!!

 

GIP.

 

You sick bastard.

 

What's next for you?

 

Drunken grave robbery?

 

You need to leave that alone.

 

For professionals.

 

That know what they're doin'.

 

C'mon maaan.

 

Who do you think.

 

Started this thread?

 

uhhhm  :eek:

 

wut

 

I can't even see anything you said in the most abstract form 

i tried

i don't see any of that  :lol:

maybe i need less  :beer:  and more  :high:


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#14387 texas blues

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Posted 24 January 2019 - 12:11 AM

Its in there.

 

Like the Iceman.

 

Only frozen.

 

In bbq pork.

 

Trust.

 

I'm a professional.



#14388 texas blues

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Posted 24 January 2019 - 12:35 AM

I haven't been up.

 

This late in a long time.

 

Yes.

 

I have been drinking.

 

And rules.

 

Are rules.

 

 

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#14389 Thegreenchilemonster

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Posted 25 January 2019 - 10:04 PM

Q4uoMsX.jpg
 
ogk9IPA.jpg
BBQ pulled pork sammy
 
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That looks bomb!

#14390 Thegreenchilemonster

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Posted 25 January 2019 - 10:05 PM

I haven't been up.
 
This late in a long time.
 
Yes.
 
I have been drinking.
 
And rules.
 
Are rules.
 
 
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Oh man, I forgot about Mccormick vodka...I used to drink that stuff in college🤢🤮

Edited by Thegreenchilemonster, 25 January 2019 - 10:06 PM.


#14391 MikeUSMC

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Posted 26 January 2019 - 07:12 AM

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I quit cooking after I saw that tortilla last night, lol. Swaying back and forth at the stove should've been my first clue to stop :rofl: I ended up eating some chips instead, hahaha
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