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MikeUSMC

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#1518066 Being Crafty

Posted by MikeUSMC on 14 January 2018 - 03:51 PM

Marine badminton should be: grab a beer and a racquet. Now put down your racquet and grab another beer

Then have a buddy slap you for playing badminton in the first place. You're a f**king Marine! :rofl:


#1518061 D3's Angry Jack hot sauce review

Posted by MikeUSMC on 14 January 2018 - 03:37 PM

Great review, as usual, Peter! D3 was kind enough to send me a few sauces a few weeks back too. My thoughts on the Angry Jack practically echoed yours, haha. It's a fantastic sauce

I left a written review on his other thread, but I might as well paste it here too:

D3's Angry Jack:
Beautiful, vibrant, dark orange (approaching red) color. Smells a lot like 7 Pot pods, onion, and a touch of ACV. Also smells like it might also be sweet, but I think I know better, haha. Love the texture; nice and thick and silky, though I can see some rogue seeds that made it into the bottle. Tasted from a spoon, even though I was pre-warned: Wow. This f**ker is angry alright, haha. Very nice flavor; it actually is a tiny little bit sweet, but mostly tastes like straight peppers- which isn't a bad thing. Heat comes on fast and sticks around for quite a bit. Mostly tongue burn, some on the lips, and I had some sweat building up under my eyes. If you can get past the heat, this sauce really does have an amazing flavor. Proceed with caution though, lol


#1518048 Being Crafty

Posted by MikeUSMC on 14 January 2018 - 02:39 PM

lol, that's actually a real Marine too, hahaha

Why the hell is there a kid at the barracks? And where the f**k is that dude's beer? He's doing it wrong on so many levels










Looks like he could use some pointers on his serve too ;)


#1518014 Being Crafty

Posted by MikeUSMC on 14 January 2018 - 12:43 PM

#connecticutpeopleproblems


#1518013 Being Crafty

Posted by MikeUSMC on 14 January 2018 - 12:41 PM

Trevor's dad is looking for a place to land his private helicopter, lol. Be there soon :rofl:


#1518008 Bad peppers

Posted by MikeUSMC on 14 January 2018 - 12:17 PM

Worst? So far, any "ornamental" type I've ever grown. Yeah, they're hot, but they're usually bitter, IMO. They're not known for their great flavor or anything though, lol

Red Fatalii or Red Scotch Bonnet, "Foodarama" strain are the first things that come to mind after ornamentals. Might be the only 2 pods I've ever spit out because of the flavor. I felt that taste (of both) was very "vegetabley" and bitter. Just my opinion

I actually like Bells (all colors). They serve their purpose. I like them baked and stuffed, sautéed, or raw dipped in ranch dressing. I use them all the time to "bulk up" hot sauces. Sure, there are better varieties out there for those things, but I don't mind them at all


#1518005 My friendly new employee

Posted by MikeUSMC on 14 January 2018 - 12:04 PM

Mike, did you ever talk anybody into sticking their tongue on the frozen steel? [emoji23]

Nah, haha
I guess we could cut them off with the torch if they got stuck though ;)


#1518003 Wifes Birthday Dinner Request.

Posted by MikeUSMC on 14 January 2018 - 11:58 AM

Don't let my dear sweet wife see this.

You ain't kidding, dude! I bought a break-barrel pellet gun "for my wife" on her 30th birthday a few years ago, so "somebody" could get rid of the woodchuck in our backyard that was destroying our garden :rofl:

Now, every year she opens her present, she says "Oh, look! It's not a pellet gun!"
I'll NEVER hear the end of that.....

yea I probably screwed myself for next year

Yeah, you did! You're phucked, lol


#1517929 Being Crafty

Posted by MikeUSMC on 13 January 2018 - 11:36 PM

I'll bring my own cones, dude. Ironworker style. They ain't gonna be ready for me

HA! Guns blazin'!

"I'm here ta drank, mothaf**kaz! Don't make me call my lawyer, Blaine's dad! Homeboy got a yacht, son! A yacht!"


#1517927 Being Crafty

Posted by MikeUSMC on 13 January 2018 - 11:25 PM

f**k that noise

I'll borrow Blaine's sailboat 😂


#1517925 Being Crafty

Posted by MikeUSMC on 13 January 2018 - 11:21 PM

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My phone is saying it's only 2 hours now. Maybe it was MapQuest that said 2 1/2 last time. I dunno.

See you in the mornin', Pook :rofl:


#1517922 Being Crafty

Posted by MikeUSMC on 13 January 2018 - 11:12 PM

how long would it take you to drive to where the World Trade Centers were?

Couldn't even tell you, dude. I've never personally driven a vehicle into the city. I used to skip school and take the train in for the day and be home by 3:30pm, lol

Nowadays, I just take I-95 to the NJ Tpke over the GWB to get to Philly to see my inlaws

I'm like 15 minutes north of New Haven, CT for what it's worth. It'd definitely be taking I-95S from here, unless taking the ferry from Bridgeport, CT to Long Island would be quicker lol


#1517915 Being Crafty

Posted by MikeUSMC on 13 January 2018 - 10:48 PM

I was just telling my wife about Terry posting that ticket, and where he lives, and blah, blah, blah... She's originally from Philly, went to college in the Bronx. Then I told her about him saying he said he can get to OH in like 40 minutes, I think? I thought I saw you say that before. Please correct me if I'm wrong. Anyway, last time I looked up OH from my house, it said it was like 2 1/2 hours from here. I ain't f**kin buyin that. Doesn't make sense. I can get to the GW Bridge in 70 min. (no traffic). No way it takes another f**king hour and a half to get to OH from there. No f**king way. I could be in f**king Delaware by then. That shit is fake news

What am I missing?


#1517913 Being Crafty

Posted by MikeUSMC on 13 January 2018 - 10:40 PM

That was a baseball ticket, brah.... :seeya:

:rofl:


#1517909 Being Crafty

Posted by MikeUSMC on 13 January 2018 - 10:23 PM

Wow! That's awesome, dude! Hang on to that thing!
:cheers:

(Hell yeah, I f**kin' caught that :rofl: )