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DEFCON Creator

Member Since 15 Jun 2005
Offline Last Active Jun 11 2017 07:20 AM
We haven't been there enough years to request a main gig. Also, while we're running the event, who's watching our booth? Updated 30 Apr · 13 comments

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  • Member Title On Fire!
  • Age Age Unknown
  • Birthday April 26
  • Real Name
    DEFCON Creator
  • Gender
    Male Male
  • Location
    Deep under a superfund site in NJ
  • Occupation
    Future Ruler of Earth
  • Company Name
    DEFCON Sauces
  • Interests
    Scuba, target shooting, massive endorphin rushes
  • Biography
    I've been a chemistry tinkerer for some time, and very well taught in the ways of the ancient alchemical texts. My capsaicin-based Homunculus, who lives in the crisper of my lab fridge, and I are continually striving for global domination. Other than that, I am an avid competition shooter, both modern and antique arms, and a well-seasoned scuba diver. Nothing like going under, finding dinner, and speargunning it.
  • Anything Else
    I think my wife's wrath shall not permit me to answer this question.

Food Stuff

  • Favorite Hot Pepper
  • Favorite Hot Sauce
    Is that a rhetorical question?
  • Favorite Food
  • Favorite BBQ Food
    Anything formerly living, sans homo sapiens
  • Favorite BBQ Sauce
    Geez, another rhetorical question.
  • Chili... Beans or No Beans?
  • Favorite Beverage with Fiery Food
    Massive quantities of beer
  • Awards
    Runner-up for the Nobel Peace prize for many years.

    Many Humanitarian awards (taken by force)
  • Share a Recipe
    Take 2 tablespoons of dried orange Habaneros, put them into a teabag. Get a liter of GOOD vodka, put the teabag in it. Recap tightly. Leave in direct sun for 2 days, then put it in a dark room for a couple more days. VOILA!

Growing Stuff

  • Grow List
    Grow things? I have a Black Thumb. Kinda like putting Sauron's crown upon a new pepper plant, in order for it to grow. If it lives, well, The Doomsday Peppers were right, LOL!

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