DEFCON Creator
Member Since 15 Jun 2005Offline Last Active Yesterday, 08:26 PM
We haven't been there enough years to request a main gig. Also, while we're running the event, who's watching our booth?
Updated 30 Apr · 13 comments
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Real Name
DEFCON Creator
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Gender
Not Telling
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Location
Deep under a superfund site in NJ
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Occupation
Aspiring to be Future Ruler of Earth
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Company Name
Uber-Meister, DEFCON Sauces
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Interests
Scuba, target shooting, massive endorphin rushes
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Biography
I've been a chemistry tinkerer for some time, and very well taught in the ways of the ancient alchemical texts. My capsaicin-based Homunculus, who lives in the crisper of my lab fridge, and I are continually striving for global domination. Other than that, I am an avid competition shooter, both modern and antique arms, and a well-seasoned scuba diver. Nothing like going under, finding dinner, and speargunning it.
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Anything Else
I think my wife's wrath shall not permit me to answer this question.
Food Stuff
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Favorite Hot Pepper
Habanero
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Favorite Hot Sauce
Is that a rhetorical question?
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Favorite Food
Meat
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Favorite BBQ Food
Anything formerly living, sans homo sapiens
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Favorite BBQ Sauce
Geez, another rhetorical question.
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Favorite Beverage with Fiery Food
Massive quantities of beer
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Awards
Runner-up for the Nobel Peace prize for many years.
Many Humanitarian awards (taken by force) -
Share a Recipe
Take 2 tablespoons of dried orange Habaneros, put them into a teabag. Get a liter of GOOD vodka, put the teabag in it. Recap tightly. Leave in direct sun for 2 days, then put it in a dark room for a couple more days. VOILA!



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