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Scoville DeVille

Member Since 26 Jun 2011
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#1573404 Breville Smoking Gun

Posted by Scoville DeVille on 05 August 2018 - 09:06 AM

I bought one of these and love it.

https://www.hammache...CCABEgK8YPD_BwE

I caught a lot of shit here tho so I quit posting about it. It's marketed as an indoor smoker but it's basically a pressure cooker/slow cooker/rice cooker that has a smoke feature. It will cook meat under pressure with smoke or it will cold smoke cheese etc. A wide variety of uses that doesn't always require wood chips. I love this thing. I think people were just jealous. :rofl:


#1573260 Welcome new moderator Scoville DeVille

Posted by Scoville DeVille on 04 August 2018 - 02:41 PM

Like a modern day Frank Abagnale, Jr. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


#1573114 Welcome new moderator Scoville DeVille

Posted by Scoville DeVille on 03 August 2018 - 08:28 PM

I also appreciated that van! I had one that exact same year, even had the drug dealer pimp shade louvers over the rear windows.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Xcept mine was blue.


#1572969 Welcome new moderator Scoville DeVille

Posted by Scoville DeVille on 03 August 2018 - 08:54 AM

REPORTED!
(I think I held the record once for the most reported post)

WARNING POINTS!
(Yep, had my share of those)

SUSPENSION!
(Yep, been there, done that)

I am perfect Moderator material.


#1572804 Breville Smoking Gun

Posted by Scoville DeVille on 02 August 2018 - 03:44 PM

I think when dudes graduate from Chef School and finally shave their beards, they go to New Mexico and spend a week in a sweat hut and smoke Peyote. Then they come out with all kinds of epiphanies on what kind of "new and exciting" directions they want their careers to go. After they "borrow" a million dollars from daddy-O, they open a place that seats 9, in Manhattan called something like; "Sense In The Dark" where you are escorted to your table by a hot girl dressed in Black Vinyl and wearing night vision goggles (because it's pitch black for the utmost sensory deprivation) and served a drink called a "Smoking Clam" made with clam shells, Swedish Ice and house made Vodka served with a puff of smoke, for $1,200.

Yep, that who uses them things.


#1572594 Make your best taco.

Posted by Scoville DeVille on 01 August 2018 - 07:16 PM

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Microwave on HIGHHHHH


#1572593 Make your best taco.

Posted by Scoville DeVille on 01 August 2018 - 07:14 PM

I bet he came back with all kinds of good sheeeeeit.


#1572588 Sandwich of the Month

Posted by Scoville DeVille on 01 August 2018 - 06:56 PM

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


#1572587 Sandwich of the Month

Posted by Scoville DeVille on 01 August 2018 - 06:56 PM

So... you fill up on, say... 3,000?


#1572583 Sandwich of the Month

Posted by Scoville DeVille on 01 August 2018 - 06:53 PM

I love me some quinoa!


Especially if you want to eat 6,000 of something.


#1572581 Make your best taco.

Posted by Scoville DeVille on 01 August 2018 - 06:49 PM

Whoa. My Binford 1000 Weird-shit-O-Meter.

You should see the new model, the 2000.


#1571724 Sandwich of the Month

Posted by Scoville DeVille on 28 July 2018 - 11:35 PM

August

Angus

Arbitrary

Arby's

Roast Beef.


#1571695 Sandwich of the Month

Posted by Scoville DeVille on 28 July 2018 - 08:34 PM

I made a giant.
1-½" thick of Roast beef, Mayo, Lettuce Tomato Pickled Peños and sliced white onion on toasted Italiano bread.

It was güd.


#1570681 t0mato's trials

Posted by Scoville DeVille on 24 July 2018 - 09:14 AM

Cheap beer comes in standard 12oz cans. These are game hens and are a bit smaller than chickens.

I got some free Red Bull at a promotion a while back so I dumped it and filled it with some coors light that someone gifted to me for returning the 600 dollars they lost and this is a run on sentence.

Apparently you have no kitchen. You're weird. :lol:


:rofl:


#1569629 Best tomato for pizza sauce?

Posted by Scoville DeVille on 19 July 2018 - 09:37 PM

Bu?

WTactualF is goin on here?



bu... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: