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Scoville DeVille

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Scoville DeVille

August 1988 was 30 years ago. I was smokin weed, drinking beer and doing burnouts at Golden Gardens park with 500 of my closest friends before I went to work at Anthony's Home Port restaurant. Man, I miss the 80's.
Aug 04 2018 10:31 PM
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    CAPCOM
    I miss the 70s
    Aug 12 2018 11:04 PM
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    ako1974
    Just made me think of those "Freedom rock" commercials for 70s music compilations. "Turn it up, man!"

    Aug 13 2018 10:06 AM
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    geeme
    Married, had 2 kids and divorced in the 80's. A decade I'm happy not to repeat. Sent myself on a cruise in 1990 to celebrate.
    Aug 15 2018 08:34 PM
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Fire up Twisp River, 21 miles away from Twisp, went from 250 acres to 4,500 acres in 24 hours. They have 98 personnel on it so we should be ok. pffft
Aug 04 2018 09:13 AM
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    Grass Snake
    Hopefully more are on the way!

    Aug 04 2018 09:46 AM
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I'm fixin to make some quinoa and wild rice, got any recipe suggestions?
Aug 03 2018 08:30 PM
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    t0mato
    I prefer cous cous.
    Aug 03 2018 08:44 PM
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    Hybrid Mode 01
    First, start with a fresh pack of BallPark hotdogs...
    Aug 03 2018 09:14 PM
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    Grass Snake
    Yeah for starters you'll need a handfull of deez

    Aug 03 2018 10:40 PM
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How is August next week? September is basically tomorrow. It's already 2019. Happy New Year.
Jul 28 2018 11:57 PM
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    Scoville DeVille
    Cheers to that G!
    Jul 29 2018 08:14 PM
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    texas blues
    The other day I went to see my doctor. He prescribed more egg titties.
    Aug 01 2018 04:26 PM
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    Scoville DeVille
    Proctologists know Jack's shit.
    Aug 01 2018 06:47 PM
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Whenever I eat M&Ms, I like to hold two M&M's in between my fingers and squeeze as hard as I can until one M&M cracks. I eat the cracked one, and the one that didn't crack becomes the champion. Then I grab the another M&M and force it to compete with the champion in this deadly game of M&M gladiators. I do this until I run out of M&M's, and when there is only one M&M left standing, I send a letter to M&M's with the champion M&M in it with a...
Jul 26 2018 08:42 AM
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    Scoville DeVille
    Dammit. Me too now. Dick's is all I can think about. Thanks for that.
    Jul 27 2018 04:54 PM
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    Rymerpt
    Scovie ya had my wife and I both in tears with that one. Funny shit dude.
    Jul 28 2018 10:44 PM
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    Scoville DeVille
    LOL! I can't take credit tho. I stoled it from the w.w.w.interwebz.com
    Jul 28 2018 11:37 PM
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If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn't type any slower. ~Mitch Hedberg
Jul 25 2018 07:27 PM
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    The Hot Pepper
    :BOLD:
    Jul 25 2018 07:38 PM
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    WarrantMan
    Sad loss, that was one funny dude. My favorite from him: A man shows a picture and says "here's a picture of me when I was younger." Hedburg "Isn't every picture of you when you were younger?"
    Jul 25 2018 07:46 PM
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    Ghaleon
    His presentation and delivery made him work so well. Nobody else can tell his jokes and it work. Demitri Martin is the closest we have. He's basically if Mitch didn't do drugs.
    Aug 03 2018 07:01 PM
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Scoville DeVille

Fire started. Heard sirens and Helos. Saw smoke. Put that shit out. 90 minutes start to finish.
Jul 22 2018 03:36 PM
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    geeme
    Be sure to thank a CO2-hater for those fires. Remind them that CO2 is food for plants. Let them know that plants open their stomata for shorter periods of time when CO2 is plentiful, leading to less water loss. In turn, the plants draw less water from the soil yet increase in growth and production. Moister soil = more plant life = fewer fires. Real facts, not opinions.

    Glad y'all are safe and hope it stays that way.
    Jul 24 2018 09:07 PM
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    Hybrid Mode 01
    That's one of the stupidest things I've ever heard. ^
    Jul 25 2018 07:38 AM
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    hogleg
    Never go full retard..
    Jul 25 2018 09:58 AM
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With all the new Deputies here, THP can get to work on his kitchen. Doh!
Jul 19 2018 09:28 PM
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RIP Tony Bourdain. Damn.
Jun 08 2018 09:21 AM
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    salsalady
    Sooo sad! especially for his daughter. RIP~
    Jun 08 2018 02:51 PM
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    SmokenFire
    I have read most of his books and really came to appreciate him. He inspired me and his work on the tv shows was excellent. He will be missed.

    Jun 08 2018 04:36 PM
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    Scoville DeVille
    He was a chef for sure, but I believe his true calling was writing. That dude had his finger on the pulse of the written language.
    Jun 08 2018 07:36 PM
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It's that time of year again! Watermelon, ice cold, squirted with Lime, and sprinkled with Cayenne powder.
May 21 2018 09:34 PM
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    Guatemalan Insanity Pepper
    cold watermelon with fresh lime juice and G.I.P.'s Insanity Salt
    ;) game changer
    May 22 2018 09:36 PM
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    Guatemalan Insanity Pepper
    also for a complete change of how you see watermelon try it grilled on skewers next time you do kebabs O.O
    it's completely different from what you know as watermelon.
    May 22 2018 09:59 PM
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    Rawkstah
    i do this with mangoes!

    May 31 2018 05:28 PM