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texas blues

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#1582931 Make your best taco.

Posted by texas blues on 19 September 2018 - 08:41 PM

Hey, it took 4 years for my husband to stop putting his dirty dishes on the counter above the dishwasher and start putting them IN the dishwasher. That's what I get for marrying a man who lived at home until he was 26.

 

I moved out at 17.

 

Because of doing dishes.

 

I have two brothers and two sisters.

 

Why did it always have to be my turn?

 

Saying that.

 

My mother and father are the bestest people I have ever known.




#1582928 Make your best taco.

Posted by texas blues on 19 September 2018 - 08:29 PM

Dundee MI.

 

1969.

 

Pop was in the nam.

 

I was in 6th grade.

 

Grandma had a barn.

 

With a hayloft.

 

My 2 younger brothers liked to play with matches.

 

It was a great camp fire!

 

Praise God no one got hurt.

 

I took the heat.

 

Because I was there and let it happen.

 

Me soooo stupid.

 

I was raised a die hard catholic.

 

My dear sweet ma' made me get with the local priest.

 

To determine wether or not I was of satan.

 

And if I should be strangled in my sleep.

 

He was an old dude.

 

Chain smoked cigarettes.

 

And drank real booze.

 

But forget all that.

 

He was a good man.

 

My punishment was to be altar boy.

 

No homo.

 

3 days a week.

 

For 6am mass.

 

Before school.

 

I wore the monkey suit.

 

Knelt down.

 

And rang the bells.

 

Which I was damn good at!!!

 

I especially rocked it on sunday.

 

When my dear sweet mother and grandmother were all up in that bitch.

 

For 3 months!!!

 

Anywhoooo...

 

Not long afterward...

 

I got a heart phone call from the real Jesus.

 

He let me know how much I screwed up.

 

And then he said...

 

"I got you bro'!"

 

"And call me Chuey."

 

Since that time.

 

He's schooled me on how to make tacos.

 

And other 'thangs.

 

THP et. al. like to be liking flat tacos.

 

So today was flat taco day.

 

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I made this.

 

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I ate it like manna from heaven.

 

My dear sweet mother is 82 years old and still loves me.

 

But she could be jivin' too!

 

 

 

 

True taco story.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 




#1582858 Make your best taco.

Posted by texas blues on 19 September 2018 - 03:15 PM

 

I've been wanting tacos since I watched the video I posted and asked TB to find a recipe of those taquitos but he ignored me and I'm fine with that since I'm guessing it's Birria. I watched a few vids, checked some recipes and decided to do my own thing using a few methods from some recipes I liked.

 

I dug through the freezer and found some leftover mole and pork chunks I need to cook so I went shopping for the other ingredients and the meat is marinating as I type. I'm making regular tacos too for the fam in case they don't like the Birria.

 

round 1

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That date should be 5-12, it must've been late when I put that up.
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Sorry 'bout that.

 

I'm just TB.

 

And do TB sheeit sometimes.

 

 

Wait.

 

 

Time for some TB sheeit.

 

Whereda' dang tacos at?




#1582728 Make your best taco.

Posted by texas blues on 18 September 2018 - 09:02 PM

man i am so lost

 

Because.

 

You're not married.

 

You need to experience.

 

The love.

 

The romance.

 

The dream.

 

Of punching yourself in the face.

 

Repeatedly.

 

Every day.

 

For the rest of your life.

 

And then....

 

 

There's also a bad side to marriage.




#1582725 Make your best taco.

Posted by texas blues on 18 September 2018 - 08:48 PM

So you have to pay her to make the ring?

 

Negative.

 

I pay for nothing.

 

She pays me when we have sex.

 

"Your money's on the dresser."

 

"Now get out!"

 

I love being married.




#1582712 Make your best taco.

Posted by texas blues on 18 September 2018 - 08:13 PM

Perfect! She needs to get on that ring stat. Pineapple and swiss in one! ;)

 

I'm a musician.

 

A Texan.

 

A Hungarian.

 

A lover.

 

A fisherman.

 

A cook.

 

An eater.

 

With pineapple and swiss cheese.

 

But thats not my dear sweet wife's game.

 

mrs. blues is into making money.

 

I have no idea what she does for a living.

 

But she's into bossing me around.

 

I also clean the kitchen.

 

And fetch her Arby's.

 

Because.

 

mrs. blues is better than I will ever be.

 

And better than I will ever know.

 

 

Her tacos suck!




#1582709 Nachos!

Posted by texas blues on 18 September 2018 - 07:30 PM

I haven't had nachos in forever.

 

But I'm craving queso.

 

And a THP flat taco.

 

Does a tostada splooged with queso count?




#1582703 Make your best taco.

Posted by texas blues on 18 September 2018 - 07:22 PM

Negative.

 

mrs. blues.

 

My dear sweet wife.

 

Makes better bling.

 

This is one of her first doings.

 

And a gift to me.

 

Several years ago.

 

Copper wire wound Flying V.

 

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Because this.

 

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I am poor of riches.

 

But rich in life.

 

 

 

 

 

 




#1582696 Make your best taco.

Posted by texas blues on 18 September 2018 - 06:37 PM

need hot sauce bruh!!!!!

 

Negative.

 

Needs a thumb ring.

 

That said.

 

Luvme did it righteous!

 

 

Have mercy.




#1582527 Make your best taco.

Posted by texas blues on 17 September 2018 - 08:59 PM

i want to be liking them tacos

 

especially with the added touch of putting a lil bit of color on them tort illahs   :clap:  

 

and then the finishing kiss of cotija to tie it all together like the dudes rug

 

but i, just can't get past the ranch with pineapple  :crazy:

 

i reckon there's so much other goodness up in them shells i'd skip the slaw altogether 

 

In Texas.

 

Ranch dressing is a necessary daily vitamin.

 

And the pina'....

 

You can't get to Heaven.

 

Or Hawaii.

 

Without maoing a taco with pineapple on it.

 

Trust me on this.

 

Ever made scrambled eggs with pineapple?

 

And bacon?

 

Mixed with cheddar cheese?

 

On a tore tillah?

 

With hot stuff?

 

Broke da' mouth!!!!!




#1582521 Make your best taco.

Posted by texas blues on 17 September 2018 - 08:11 PM

I like to be liking the turkey.

 

But first.

 

Chop up some napa cabbage.

 

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And some onions.

 

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Rock a pineapple.

 

With a kitchen sex toy.

 

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You want this.

 

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Whoop up some turkey.

 

Olive oil.

 

Onions.

 

Garlic.

 

Hot taco powder from parts unknown.

 

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Rock some corn tore tillahs.

 

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Wreck it with the pina.

 

And throw down the napa cabbage cilantro ranch slaw.

 

That you failed to take pics of.

 

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Splooge it and hit it with cotija.

 

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And lime wedges.

 

 

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Plastic splooge bottles.

 

You need these.

 

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Because.

 

Abocado salsa.

 

And taco sauce.

 

Rock what you got.

 

Always do your best.

 

And...

 

Love the one you're with.




#1582512 [Sep 17] What are you working on this week?

Posted by texas blues on 17 September 2018 - 07:35 PM

I did that.

 

mrs. blues said it smoked up the whole house.

 

She was all Mckayla Maroney.

 

Unimpressed. 

 

And I got told the truth.

 

She's the boss of me.

 

 




#1582505 [Sep 17] What are you working on this week?

Posted by texas blues on 17 September 2018 - 07:13 PM

Thought you had a small chief you could put in your garage?

 

 

I do.

 

A couple of Mini Chiefs.

 

But mrs. blues has banned me from using them.

 

When it comes to the garage.

 

And bad weather.

 

She says it smokes up the whole house.

 

 

Like thats a bad 'thang.

 

 

I can only obey.




#1582459 [Sep 17] What are you working on this week?

Posted by texas blues on 17 September 2018 - 03:16 PM

Smoked salmon or steelhead.

 

I brine for 3 days and then smoke.

 

But I can't catch a break.

 

Because nature.

 

And Texas.

 

I pull out the smoker.

 

And its like washing your car.

 

100% chance of rain.

 

 




#1582458 Make your best taco.

Posted by texas blues on 17 September 2018 - 03:01 PM

I love a man who will wash the dishes!

 

"To have and to hold..."

 

"In sickness and health..."

 

"And do what I'm told..."

 

"All the days of my life."

 

 

And now.

 

We are here.