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texas blues

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#1547176 The Last Great Pizza Thread

Posted by texas blues on Yesterday, 07:11 PM

Dude.

 

That last pic.

 

Looks like you're boiling octopus.

 

In glass.

 

No matter.

 

Gimme that melty cheese now!

 

 

 

 




#1547152 Make your best taco.

Posted by texas blues on Yesterday, 06:02 PM

Yeah but that horsey sauce...

 

She doesn't like it.

 

She always texts me the same thing.

 

Arby's regular cheddar roast beef on a sesame seed bun.

 

And a Dr. Pepper.

 

I do as I'm told and bring home the gold.

 

Because she is mrs. blues...

 

And makes all the money.




#1547134 Make your best taco.

Posted by texas blues on Yesterday, 05:30 PM

I bet it tasted just like a McRib with cheese.

 

The irony is this...

 

mrs. blues thinks nothing of dropping $300 on dinner for two at Emerils in Las Vegas.

 

On two occasions there we ate like wealthy russian arms dealers.

 

Some dude named Putin might have been our waiter.

 

The aged ribeye I ate and the filet mrs. blues had...

 

Were both some of the best 'thangs we ever put into our mouths.

 

(mrs. blues being the best)

 

Anywhoo...

 

Our 2nd time there....

 

I eat ever 'thang on my plate.

 

Made a facial mud pack with the rest of the scalloped potatoes. 

 

Shotgunned the bearnaise.

 

And poured the rest of the mushroom sauce into my left pants pocket.

 

mrs. blues can't finish her steak and gets a doggy bag.

 

But its not for her.

 

The doggy bag is for me.

 

She won't eat leftovers.

 

Even $300 dollar leftovers.

 

And yet....

 

 

She is a whore for Arby's, Taco Bell, and KFC.




#1547106 Make your best taco.

Posted by texas blues on Yesterday, 04:13 PM

But..... why do you have that "cheese" in your house? 

 

Because of The Queen of Nile.

 

My dear sweet wife.

 

mrs. blues.

 

'Lemme 'splain you Lucy something you can understand.

 

mrs. blues has a BA in business and an MA in accounting.

 

Thinks Cooking and f**king are two cities in China.

 

And won't touch any thang green unless it comes out of a can.

 

And now.....

 

We are here.




#1547095 Make your best taco.

Posted by texas blues on Yesterday, 03:48 PM

the plastic scheeze holds it all together so when you pick it up it doesn't do this right ?
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:rofl:

 

I geddit

 

i don't dig it, but i get it 

i'd rather have no cheese 

than plastic scheeze 

 

 

 

 

:cheers:

 

 

Negative.

 

The plastic cheese was on their because of alcohol.

 

And I was hungry and lazy.

 

Just look at that sorry excuse for a pickled jalapeno on the made in fine china paper plate.

 

But looks can be deceiving.

 

I ate two more of those trailer trash tacos.

 

And 5 more pickled xalapas.

 

And I liked to be liking it.

 

Like a hobo finding an ass pocket of whiskey!




#1546849 HOT dogs

Posted by texas blues on 19 April 2018 - 08:58 PM

oh you wanna get weird huh  :lol:

 

 

i can make you say 

 

WTF

too 

 

:rofl:  :rofl:

 

 

 

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I don't know how that second vid got on there.

 

It was not my intention to post it and edited it out.




#1546847 The Count's Drunken Adventures In The Kitchen

Posted by texas blues on 19 April 2018 - 08:53 PM

Sausage and pickled jalapenos.

 

Thats a meal.

 

 




#1546845 Comfort Food Thread

Posted by texas blues on 19 April 2018 - 08:47 PM

He's so predictable.

 

Negative.

 

Predictable is a drummer.

 

I'm a musician.




#1546838 Comfort Food Thread

Posted by texas blues on 19 April 2018 - 08:23 PM

The good the bad and the ugly!

Fresh picked green salad, southern style potato salad and pork schnitzel with some datil dipping sauce.86324af5218cb65e762ad16a5c1cd76a.jpg

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Muckyai.

 

MuckHellYeah.

 

I haven't had a good potato salad in years.

 

Your pic made my mouth water.

 

But not just because of the potato salad.

 

That chicken!

 

Just look at it!

 

There's sex.

 

Drugs.

 

Rock n' roll.

 

And what are we having for supper?

 

I'm too old for drugs.

 

A bottle of Clicquot for you muck.




#1546824 Make your best taco.

Posted by texas blues on 19 April 2018 - 07:25 PM

mrs. blues had some leftover crock pot pork.

 

For her tacos.

 

She doesn't eat left overs.

 

So I took some of her leftover pork.

 

And splooged it with bbq sauce.

 

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Then I sliced up some kosher dill pickles.

 

And topped it with some cheapass 'Merican plastic scheeze.

 

And then I microwaved it like a JayT hotdog.

 

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Have mercy.

 

It was killer.

 

Better than any of those taco joints they have in North Korea!

 

 

 

 

 




#1546806 HOT dogs

Posted by texas blues on 19 April 2018 - 06:24 PM

 




#1546469 The Count's Drunken Adventures In The Kitchen

Posted by texas blues on 18 April 2018 - 06:56 PM

A chicken fried steak sammich.

 

I've made and eaten that.

 

But.

 

Not like that.

 

On toasted Texas toast.

 

With melted cheese.

 

Tomatos.

 

Pickled jalapenos.

 

Texas CFS.

 

Think outside the white gravy.

 

Your world.

 

Rocked.

 

 




#1546465 Hawaiian Style Plate Lunch

Posted by texas blues on 18 April 2018 - 06:39 PM

I'll be in Honolulu in about 3 weeks.

 

I'll stay at the Marriott for 7 days.

 

I'll fly fish Wailupe flat.

 

And eat manapua.

 

Pineapple and salmon for breakfast.

 

And plate lunch.

 

I want to go to Helena's.

 

I made it to the parking lot last visit.

 

mrs. blues sister lives in Chinatown.

 

That day she couldn't meet us.

 

We went to Dukes the next day for lunch.

 

Touristy.

 

I felt cheated.

 

 




#1546457 Make your best taco.

Posted by texas blues on 18 April 2018 - 05:57 PM

The tacos look great but i'm more interested in that thumb ring.. Tell me about that..

 

The thumb ring.

 

Nuthin' special.

 

I play guitar.

 

And my wedding ring on my left hand.

 

Would clack against the neck and sometimes the fret board.

 

Because I thumb over for the bass playing finger style no pic.

 

And also because I play slide on that same finger.

 

I love my dear sweet wife and being married to her.

 

And felt naked without that ring taking it off to play.

 

So I got another band and put it on my right hand thumb.

 

Out of the way.

 

And because it looks cool.

 

mrs. blues approved.




#1546222 Make your best taco.

Posted by texas blues on 17 April 2018 - 09:38 PM

Looks amazing... And check out the plate! It's so cheerful and happy!

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I bought a set of those plates back in the late 90's.

 

Mexican themed.

 

Only with a Liberace/Salvador Dali twist.

 

Cheerful and happy.

 

If only the world could be such.

 

And yet...

 

Muckyai reminds me that their are still cheerful and happy people in the world.

 

You rock!