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texas blues

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#1627201 Jay T's Ultimate Food Porn Thread

Posted by texas blues on Yesterday, 08:20 PM

GIP.

 

That flick.

 

Nope.




#1627165 Lettuce Salad!

Posted by texas blues on Yesterday, 04:16 PM

Okay sure but no ranch, blue cheese!!!!! ;)

 

 

You ain't gonna' bleed.

 

But pineapple.

 

Tastes dang good.

 

With blue cheese.

 

Too.

 

Salad it.

 

Tacoficate it.

 

Mouth fisticate it.




#1627147 Lettuce Salad!

Posted by texas blues on Yesterday, 02:11 PM

Shoe's salad is dope! Wrap that sheeeeeet in a tortilla with pineapple!

 

Dang it.

 

Why didn't I think of that?




#1627140 Lettuce Salad!

Posted by texas blues on Yesterday, 01:50 PM

damn, i forgot the cheese too!

 

Only one minute now.




#1626921 WHAM, BAM, LETíS EAT SOME SPAM

Posted by texas blues on 18 April 2019 - 06:18 PM

This flick.

 

Cornball.

 

Bizarre.

 

Yet.

 

Entertaining.

 

 

Butt.

 

Its spiced ham.

 

The makers of that flick.

 

Need to do more research.




#1626847 Lettuce Salad!

Posted by texas blues on 18 April 2019 - 01:21 PM

guilty as charged. 

 

i`m slippin.

 

i forgot.

 

whats my punishment?  :lol:

 

 

Normally.

 

Good posters.

 

Get 15 minutes in the cheese fry booth.

 

You?

 

Only get 5.




#1626710 WHAM, BAM, LETíS EAT SOME SPAM

Posted by texas blues on 17 April 2019 - 08:47 PM

I'd eat it , it'll last for years 

 

Not as long.

 

As a Hostess Twinkie.

 

But.

 

I care not.

 

I'll eat SPAM.

 

When I like.

 

How I like.

 

Wait....

 

I don't have.

 

A SPAM pic to post.

 

 

And THAT.

 

My fellow THP ers'. 

 

Is truly a sin.

 

I reckon.

 

I need to steal.

 

Some of mrs. blues.

 

SPAM stash.

 

But its probably locked up.

 

In a metal box.

 

In a submarine.

 

At the bottom of the ocean.

 

Along with her got dang.

 

Boxed.

 

Kraft Mac n'Cheese..

 

 

I swear.

 

This woman.

 

And....

 

I love her more than air.

 

She has her own food.

 

I can go African Hyena.

 

And steal a bite.

 

Of her chicken enchilada casserole.

 

But thats about it.




#1626700 Make your best taco.

Posted by texas blues on 17 April 2019 - 08:04 PM

Y'all's comments.

 

 

I reckon.

 

I need to.

 

Eat more chicken.

 

Tacos.

 

 

And get a new optometrist.

 

 




#1626688 Make your best taco.

Posted by texas blues on 17 April 2019 - 07:30 PM

So when a taco is begging for pineapple, THEN you don't put it :rofl:

 

Looks good mang...

 

I know.

 

I considered some pineapple bits.

 

I was a fool.

 

I was trying not to overload it.

 

The chix thighs.

 

Fantesticle good!




#1626684 Make your best taco.

Posted by texas blues on 17 April 2019 - 07:19 PM

Not my best pics.

 

I need a new prescription.

 

Damn you.

 

Old guy glasses.




#1626683 Make your best taco.

Posted by texas blues on 17 April 2019 - 07:17 PM

Chicken.

 

Thighs.

 

Dustem' with Chile Lime powder.

 

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Drizzle some olive earl on 'em.

 

Toss'em in the oven at 400f.

 

Oven frying,

 

In cast iron.

 

Don't even look at 'em.

 

At the end of 3 hoskey's.

 

They are done.

 

I mouf' fisted some.

 

Right out of the oven.

 

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Comal some corn tortillah's.

 

Throw down some cotilla.

 

Thin slice some napa cabbage.

 

Splooge on some roasted salsa.

 

And some avocado salsa.

 

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For those about to rock.

 

We salute you.

 

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What are you eating?

 

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#1626546 Burgers? Hell Yeah!!

Posted by texas blues on 16 April 2019 - 10:12 PM

Shore.

 

Rock  me.

 

You did.




#1626502 WHAM, BAM, LETíS EAT SOME SPAM

Posted by texas blues on 16 April 2019 - 07:12 PM

Spamburgers last night.

 

 

 

Where are these mythical spamburgers?

 

Where are the photographs?

 

Of this SPAM Sasquatch. 

 

We need evidence.

 

Or Congressional hearings will begin.

 

And Subpoenas.

 

Given out like candy.

 

SPAM.

 

Tastes so good.

 

But so not good for you.

 

Like marrying.

 

Your Kentucky cousin.




#1626501 Make your best taco.

Posted by texas blues on 16 April 2019 - 07:00 PM

Ram Jam.

 

Dude's Lester.

 

Has no poker chip.

 

I've always liked that look.

 

And Marshall Amplification.

 

The AK47 of the music world. 

 

SNF.

 

He posted AK47.

 

Marshall Amplification.

 

Fajitas.

 

Buttrockednessessess.




#1626498 Meat Pie Thread

Posted by texas blues on 16 April 2019 - 06:44 PM

 

They look dry to me.

 

They do.

 

If I were the director of that vid.

 

I would have had.

 

2 spray bottles.

 

One H2O.

 

t'other.

 

Vegetable oil.

 

Else wise.

 

Looks like a really cool joint.

 

I'd try those pies.

 

And they had me at.

 

Fresh kielbasa. 

 

Bohunk.

 

Freakafied me!

 

Haven't had fresh kolbasz.

 

Since I was a kid.

 

1969.

 

Sixth grade.

 

Dundee, MI.

 

I'd ride my Stingray bike.

 

With the ape hangars.

 

Banana seat with flames painted on it.

 

Sissy bar.

 

A flat slick back tire.

 

And a wire front basket.

 

Uptown (thats what we called it)

 

To the local meat shop.

 

Pick up a couple pounds of hamburger.

 

Coupla' pounds of fresh made beef kolbasz.

 

Get a gallon of milk.

 

Hand the guy behind the counter.

 

A five dollar bill.

 

Got back 2 dollars and change.

 

I loaded it up.

 

And rode like the wind.

 

Like a hurricane.

 

Back home.

 

On Maple Drive.

 

Because.

 

I knew what was for supper.

 

That was exciting!!!

 

What was not exciting.

 

Was playing 3rd chair clarinet.

 

In the school band.

 

I sucked. 

 

Because.

 

Maureen Bondy.

 

She was first chair.

 

I thought she was got dang Cleopatra.