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The 10th Annual Hot Pepper Awards Winners Announced!

Hells Kitchen

Member Since 25 Aug 2013
Offline Last Active Sep 15 2017 10:16 PM

#1491767 I ♥ Wings

Posted by Hells Kitchen on 15 September 2017 - 10:19 PM

Bloody tops! Now I have to eat something meat based!




#1491585 The Drunken Chef

Posted by Hells Kitchen on 15 September 2017 - 07:34 AM

Homemade Mcdonalds Mighty Muffin. I know I know, no pics of booze, but please be rest assured, I was off my tits when I made this. Topped off with spicy ketchup, I was skeptical of this stuff until I tasted it, it is actually hot and has a nice mexican flavour. I have to drink when I cook anything pleasurable, that should be proof enough. Like last night, I was shit faced, and I cooked some 2-minute noodles and this morning the leftover juice tasted so freaking good, i want the recipe, but I will never know my own recipe as I was too shit faced. 

 

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#1491580 I ♥ Wings

Posted by Hells Kitchen on 15 September 2017 - 07:30 AM

Wings and a chicken done last week,  That Cayenne Pepper power in the "GFresh" bag is hot as hell, I swear the word "Cayenne" is a mismoner. This thing is actually satanic. A tiny thin layer of this stuff on the end of my finger was enough to give me rhinorrhoea.

 

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About to paint the wings with my lava

 

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My eyes were watering, hearburn was kicking up, and my nose was loaded with snot. WIN! 
 

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A prepacked chicken that was marinated in Southwest marinade, it was half price so could not leave it behind

 

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#1489828 The Drunken Chef

Posted by Hells Kitchen on 08 September 2017 - 04:20 AM

Damn bro now that's my kind of salad! If it has the word "salad" in it, it's gotta be healthy right :D

I loved the Cool Ranch Doritos, but it has been discontinued here, the penis mcghee wanker responsible deserves to be de-penised. :mad:


#1482255 Lobster Ceviche

Posted by Hells Kitchen on 08 August 2017 - 11:10 PM

Bloody beautiful! That is just asking for a massive splooge of melted garlic butter 




#1482022 I ♥ Wings

Posted by Hells Kitchen on 08 August 2017 - 07:54 AM

Did get those wings cooked and the shit pimpout liberated me :D

 

Man those Eucalyptus chunks burn the eyes like a muthaf**ka and my hair, hoodie and shirt smell like burnt charcoal lol :D 

 

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#1480887 I ♥ Wings

Posted by Hells Kitchen on 03 August 2017 - 10:49 PM

That's a lot of sauces!!!! :lol: It's okay I'm a semi-homemade chef too, mixy mixy!

 

The never ending quest to melt my face off :D Hard to find geniunely hot sauces here, in this country people think sweet chilli sauce is hot lol Herp de derp 

 

BBQ not happening today, too hungover so therefore pissed the day away. Was supposed to go to the shops, get money for the shit pumpout for my houseboat but if I get pulled over I will lose my license so then I have to walk to the bottle shop. Ofcourse the freaking shitter has to be full  right intime for the weekend without fail every time, why can't it be like on a Tuesday or something jesus  :banghead: Now I can only take a shit twice tops between now and Monday.

 

Now I have to figure out what to do with those defrosted drumsticks...




#1480707 I ♥ Wings

Posted by Hells Kitchen on 03 August 2017 - 10:57 AM

I'm  planning a big wing and chicken drumstick smoke out tomorrow, Jumbo wings with face-melting fire hopefully...

 

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#1478257 The big badass pasta thread

Posted by Hells Kitchen on 25 July 2017 - 08:15 AM

the results

 

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#1478255 The big badass pasta thread

Posted by Hells Kitchen on 25 July 2017 - 07:31 AM

I'm doing my first pasta dish, spaghetti bolognese,  however you spell that due to my drinking.  

 

Other ingredients included parsley, carrot and fresh chilli

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#1478252 The Drunken Chef

Posted by Hells Kitchen on 25 July 2017 - 07:13 AM

Yeah man, that boat is also my house :) 




#1477505 The Drunken Chef

Posted by Hells Kitchen on 22 July 2017 - 10:17 AM

No one been drunk lately? C'mon. 

 

The results. I have an endless supply of wood I can cut chunks from so I went out with my saw and lopped off some chucks from a fallen Eucalyptus branch from  a big pile of fallen Eucalytus branches and I threw a couple of them onto the briquettes. No way in hell I am paying for shittly little bags of wood chips at the shops......

 

the fun stuff

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steaks

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pork bellies

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honey soy teriyaki bbq wings

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smoking

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crisping them up

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#1477502 Grilled Cheese Thread

Posted by Hells Kitchen on 22 July 2017 - 10:10 AM

Literally short-circuited my keyboard with my drool. You buggers owe me 10 bucks for a new keyboard...




#1476006 The Drunken Chef

Posted by Hells Kitchen on 17 July 2017 - 05:20 AM

The family portrait before I fire up the coals just now...I forgot the bottle of bourbon, but rest assured, I am drunk... I don't do bbq without booze, just like how I wouldn't drive my car without a steering wheel, I might die
 

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#1474742 The Drunken Chef

Posted by Hells Kitchen on 12 July 2017 - 05:19 AM

Some big drinking and grilling tonight, 

 

Pork and some steak  

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the casualties, but there are more casualities to come 

 

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the pleasure centre with my next victim on the left, better post this while I am drunk, 

 

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