I've been a chemistry tinkerer for some time, and very well taught in the ways of the ancient alchemical texts. My capsaicin-based Homunculus, who lives in the crisper of my lab fridge, and I are continually striving for global domination. Other than that, I am an avid competition shooter, both modern and antique arms, and a well-seasoned scuba diver. Nothing like going under, finding dinner, and speargunning it.
Favorite Beverage with Fiery Food
Massive quantities of beer
Chili... Beans or No Beans?
Favorite Hot Pepper
Favorite Hot Sauce
Is that a rhetorical question?
Favorite BBQ Sauce
Geez, another rhetorical question.
Favorite BBQ Food
Anything formerly living, sans homo sapiens
Share a Recipe
Take 2 tablespoons of dried orange Habaneros, put them into a teabag. Get a liter of GOOD vodka, put the teabag in it. Recap tightly. Leave in direct sun for 2 days, then put it in a dark room for a couple more days. VOILA!
Grow things? I have a Black Thumb. Kinda like putting Sauron's crown upon a new pepper plant, in order for it to grow. If it lives, well, The Doomsday Peppers were right, LOL!
Runner-up for the Nobel Peace prize for many years.
Many Humanitarian awards (taken by force)
I think my wife's wrath shall not permit me to answer this question.
64 International Awards since 2006 for best Wing Sauces and Horseradish products! Arm yourself with DEFCON, and blow your guests away! www.DEFCONsauces.com. Future Rulers of Earth