joemomma
- Real Name
- Wes
- Gender
- Male
- Occupation
- parks maintenance
- Biography
- I was born the son of a poor field laborer only to become a time-traveling space cowboy. I often enjoy the taste of purple and the number 27.
- Favorite Food
- I can't pick just 1 but it would be a pork related
- Favorite Beverage with Fiery Food
- intergalactic pond water
- Favorite Hot Pepper
- how dare you ask me that?!?
- Favorite Hot Sauce
- my own
- Favorite BBQ Sauce
- sweet baby rays
- Favorite BBQ Food
- see above
- Share a Recipe
- In a large glass beaker add one cup Draino, four lithium batteries, a liberal spray or two of engine degreaser, 9 tbsp of rat poison, eight ounces of transmission fluid, four cups of napalm or agent orange, and four packs of otc nasal decongestant. Makes 8 servings of methamphetamine.
- Grow List
- I'm too lazy to keep this list accurate and up to date.
...plus, if i told you, I'd have to kill you.
- Seeds Wanted
- got anything interesting?
- Seeds Available For Trade
- Hit me up and I'll see what I got at the moment
- Awards
- "Coolest Dude On Earth" I've won that for the last 30 years in a row
- Anything Else
- Romans 12:9-21
Signature
"My cat's breath smells like cat food." -Ralph Wiggum
