At true ninja wouldn't have announced that. A ninja would have fatred on him, and he would wonder where the smell came from...ultimately blaming himself, beyond reason, because he knows he didn't flatulate.
The Hot Pepper
frydad4
geeme
C'mon, FD... if he's drunk enough he won't know if he or the dog or cat farted. He'll just shrug his shoulders, briefly think "it stinks", then take another swig and move on. True story.
Burning Colon
no, no, no, as a martial artist and drunken bum, i know that scovie had to be told what he now feeling. he is confused and doesn't know what hit him... apparently the JatTNinjaFartburger was just a monster paddy that had to be explained.
Scovie
You all don't think I knew what that burnt hot dog smell was? May as well have been a neon sign!