drink beer till ya piss clear!
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I don't care about the Cincinnati Benagls, but I can definitely cheer for Giovani Bernard if this story is true (and he's not playing the Dolfskins). <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/giovani-bernard-lives-simple-rookie-life-including-driving-223332867.html" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/giovani-bernard-lives-simple-rookie-life-including-driving-223332867.html</a>
football preseason feels longer than black friday to christmas
Instant beer!!!! Add a little extra water to make Busch Light!! <a href="http://betabeat.com/2013/08/thank-the-tech-gods-because-just-add-water-beer-is-now-a-reality/" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://betabeat.com/2013/08/thank-the-tech-gods-because-just-add-water-beer-is-now-a-reality/</a>
Breaking Bad might be one of the top 5 TV shows ever
I went roller skating today with my kids. they suck at it.
that larry david thing on hbo tonight looks funny. Gin-thirty!
frozen stuffed shells (bogo). Jarred sauce (bogo). sprinkle of mozz. 'aint nothin wrong with that!!!
I think Gin and Tonic might just be the perfect combination of spirits and mixer. Let me have another one to make sure...
Skunked. Caught a bunch of fish, snappers, grouper, jack, ballyhoo, grunts, and a 5 foot nurse shark. But nothing we could legally keep. Ate leftovers for dinner.
gone fishin.
If you own a copy of Pulp Fiction, watch it NOW!!!!!!
Grilled green tomatoes. salt and pepper. Trust me, it works...and it's amazing.
I love international soccer. USA gonna have a challenge Sunday!
Karate Kid and Shawshank Redemption have a magical power that keeps me from being able to change channels whenever they are on. Damn You, Rita Hayworth!
Soccer would be more fun to watch if the ball was the same color as the pitch
Just beat my 4 year old son's ASS in Mario Kart. Honor thy Father, kid!
Boogers are so much easier to throw when you roll them into little spheres.
Quick...best 80s movie to show my kids (they can handle a lot, just not like fast times at Ridgemont High...great movie though)
I was at CVS and the song "Copacabana" came on the radio. I don't know why, maybe fate, but me and some other dude both started whistling the verse at the same time. I immediately stopped and left without looking at him.
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If anyone is interested in how easy it is to manipulate US citizens to vote for you,fire up your lawn mower when your grass doesn’t need cut, then listen for the inevitable cacophony of small engines that follow.
Would it be possible to make a snail killing drone to get rid of snails? like a robot lawnmower of so. But flying, with a lasergun or bombs or whatever.
