Most of your pictures in your cell phone are of pods and pepper flowers
The Hot Pepper
Portuge
pepperdan
your mixing bowls have tare weights written on them
pepperdan
you lift up a bunch of leaves to find a cluster of ripe pods, you get excited as if you you struck a gold vein while prospecting
Tinben
You wake in the morning and pour a cup of coffee. Open the fridge and grab the hot sauce instead of creamer.
Rawkstah
Your friends put the hot sauce you have on their food and tear up/get the hiccups instantly but refuse to ask for milk because you seem to be fine eating it.
pepperdan
growing season you will carry a fresh pod into a restaurant, and debate if you should actually ask the chef to add it to your dish, or just settle for doing it yourself at the table
Scovie
family is coming to dinner and they ask you to tone it down for "Normal People". lol