Spending 4 hours in court is a wonderful way to waste your late morning/early afternoon.
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Eyeing some chicken curry topped with some red lava powder for lunch today... Mmmm.
Is there a polite way to tell someone that they smell like a Thriller zombie? "The FUNK of FORTY THOUSAND YEARS!"
You know... It's one thing to drop your crotch-fruit off at school for his first day... It's a whole different set of feels to put your OTHER crotch-fruit on a bus for his first day of school, and see him wave goodbye...
Happiness is... A jug full of reapers.
Happy friday.
Looks like it'll be a boring weekend. Unwell offspring (colds from the cesspool known as "school), sammich-maker is going to some Renaissance Faire thing... Leaving me to do mostly nothing. Probably just play video games and can some sauce.
Holy carp. 108°f outside. And a 2 mile trek hauling a radio flyer wagon full of wee folk. So. Much. Sweat.
So, apparently cotton candy flavored grapes are a thing. And, surprisingly... They do taste a bit like cotton candy. I'm not quite sure what to think about that.
Trying to keep a 2 year old entertained while they undergo a hearing assessment is easier said than done. Now I need a beer and a nap. And another beer.
Going on a wine walk later at the lake. Date night without the kids? Is such a thing possible?
Had a competition with my brother to see who would handle a yellow TS better (or at least hold off on the milks the longest). Long story short: We both lost.
Make basic pepper sauce, have co-workers sample sauce, hear countless "HOLY F*** THAT'S HOT!" screams. Happy Friday.
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