The Hot Pepper

But yeah, I was relieved it didn't go near my chile plants. Dang rodents with hooves...

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I used to piss everyone where animals were a problem

Deer are rodents?

Rodentus Unicornus

"in my PJ's waving a broom".... isn't that a scene from the Wizard of OZ??!!

HNB - It's a simile - they seem to populate at about the same rate!

Mig - No can do the venison thing in my town. And my neighbor actually already tried the pissing routine. They didn't care about that, either.

LOL, Mark! ;o)