Sounds like your wife needs a lesson in candy subterfuge. One bag "innocently" out for the hubby, two bags hidden for self, however many bags hidden for HDay. Simple: problem solved.
NINETY POUND BAGS??? TWO??? That's almost the size of Scovie! Um…er…. got any laffy taffy in there? LOL
And now I'm trying to envision you eating 180 pounds of candy in just under a month. Nope, can't do it. Envision it, that is.