Can you set up a Gilligan's Island type snare by the front door? Keep him hangin' til you get back from the anniversary?
The Hot Pepper
hogleg
oldsalty
Hahaha Hahaha I only wish!! 
The Hot Pepper
Of course the Fall Guy has a landline! Hey man go to the party and don't worry about it, don't you have a mobile?
oldsalty
Supplied by the VA and has been broken for a month there sending me a new one!! Hahaha so no phone at all!!! Man I could use a wwhhiskey now 
Had some important calls coming today as well
Had some important calls coming today as well
geeme
Dude - go to your parents' anniversary tomorrow. You won't have them forever and the phone can wait a day. Call the company and reschedule. Get your priorities reordered - you won't regret not having a phone one more day, but you will regret missing your parents' anniversary party.