The Hot Pepper

Do you own a gun?

smile politely. Then shoot

I don't own a gun, but I called some friends for back up to camp out at my place with me and bought everyone pizza and beer.

pizza? a walmart shot gun would have been cheaper.

Paint balls hurt like hell. I'm pretty sure that I could be kept at bay by a paint ball gun.

There are no walmarts in chicago. they don't sell guns in the city, and there are no gun ranges here either. Its all good I have a hatchet, knives, nunchucks and a bo staff... I have a slingshot somewhere too.

Louisville Slugger works well on keeping crack head pricks at bay too. A real wood one. LOL

I got one of them... maybe I'll start putting nails in the end.

Whack-a-prick. LMAO

Make one of these. I know a flury of cheese balls would stop me in my tracks

Yell out the window"say hello to me little friend"!

Nothing works better than the business end of a firearm for getting someone's attention.

Yea, but around here there are plenty of gang members that will roll up with a car full of firearms, so even if I had one I'd probably be out numbered if this guy does decide to be violent. The rest of the night was quiet here, but I still have my guard up.

Watch scarface. You will understand the quote about my little friend. Outgunned? I think not.