On the bright side, you can fart up your own bubble bath, no need to clean the toilet when you're shitting scrubbing bubbles. Shoot, you might even be able to put on clown shoes and fart bubbles at chilrens parties and make lil' money on the side.
I am still puzzled re: why simply putting it in your mouth didn't make you immediately spit it out.... How in criminies could you even stand it to consume enough to get you sick? Inquiring minds want to know!
Shower Fudge.