Better than the stupid hottest chip. I'll buy some.
The Hot Pepper
t0mato
JayT
And hey at $9.95 per M&M it is a bargain!
Scovie
Peanuts, Almonds, Popcorn, Sunflower Seeds (seed), the sky's the limit Jay!
t0mato
Gimmicks galore
JayT
I even have a good slogan: You can only eat one!
Grass Snake
Melts your mouth and hand ha
JayT
YES! Good one. So wants one?
oldsalty
Ill take a half dozen do you take checks?
JayT
Sure, but add another $9.95 processing and handling fee and expect a 6-8 week delivery, but I assure you it is a great deal!
oldsalty
What's your return policy?
JayT
It is similar to Dale's. I will ignore you for a while, and if you persist, I will blame you and not return your money.
oldsalty
Excellent everything seems in order lets make this happen 
JayT
Right now I am only taking pre-orders as I have neither the M&Ms nor the 12mil Pure Evil presently. So If you would please send me $9.95 for each one you would like, and I will send you your M&M(s) whenever it is convenient for me if I do in fact actually make them.