Being an idiot is par for the course. 
The Hot Pepper
The Hot Pepper
Alchymystic
The ol’ ‘Hunan Hands’! I actually like the warm/glow feeling after the burn or the next day(s). My last bad incident was hab covered fingers MAJOR eye rub (purely instinctual, had an itch!)- Literally couldn’t open my eye for +30mins! Totally debilitating.