Pepper spray
The Hot Pepper
t0mato
Grass Snake
not a bad idea.
Edmick
It's called a satchel. Indiana Jones has one.. lol
The Hot Pepper
Men, duh
Hybrid Mode 01
Testicles?
The Hot Pepper
That's a man sack! lol
Student of Spice
Dare I say hot sauce. some 550, a blade, ferorod, a few square feet of folded aluminum foil, duct tape, water purification tabs or life straw, a few condoms, a few alcohol prep pads & gauze, a book to read, and that guy's eye! no seriously it's important to me, I need it.
t0mato
Your favorite powder.
Student of Spice
you better be specific lol, we don't want him getting arrested!
Alchymystic
Your dignity, man card, a pair of Crocs? j/k… 
Man bags/satchels can be totally masculine, fashionable/look nice, and a useful accessory. Student of Spice gave some good ideas (although it’s more ‘bug out/SHTF/zombie apocalypse’ sounding type of bag)!
Man bags/satchels can be totally masculine, fashionable/look nice, and a useful accessory. Student of Spice gave some good ideas (although it’s more ‘bug out/SHTF/zombie apocalypse’ sounding type of bag)!
muskymojo
Tampons?
Edmick
Attack prevention rape whistle?
Edmick
Stop right there! NO means NO! I guarantee, carrying around a bag like that, someone's gonna try to do the struggle snuggle with you homie.