The Hot Pepper

Will it have a wall around it? Who will pay for it?

Ft. Edmick? Na I'm out...

I'm buying

Can it be in a tree?

I have the refrigerator box, if you have the beer.

Nice

Defenses?

A Carolina reaper filled moat.

Why not capsaicin oil? Or resiniferatoxin?

Well, we know a ten foot fence wont keep out the pepper pirates.

I already mentioned in a previous post that this site is really a secret recruitment tool to repopulate the world with peppers during the giant alien aphid invasion (pretty sure I was drunk when I said that) but I think the fort idea is the first step toward this goal. Or maybe we should build and ark? Just in case there's water involved or some shit..