The Hot Pepper

Wear a helmet in case she throws something afterwards.. lol

haahaahaaa

RIP

Mayhem must bunk at your house haha

I'm predicting a visit from Warrant Man in the coming days.

It was a very quiet dinner. She hates when i play pranks on her. Which is probably why I do it so often. I've done the ice water over the shower curtain (which almost led to divorce), I've taped the handle to the hose sprayer on the sink (which made her cry), and i even screwed a piece a plywood to the bathroom door while she was showering. Oh and pulling her pillow out from under her right when shes laying down. None have ended well for me. I refuse to grow up or learn from my mistakes.

The only mistake is no video!

If she found out I recorded anything, she would break my phone in half. lol

Put some green peas in the toilet tank. She'll freak knowing she hasn't eaten any peas in months. Women love that! Tight plastic wrap on the toilet bowl under the seat is the bestest! Your neighbors 4 houses down will get to enjoy the screams of comedy as well!

I've done the plastic rap on the door face height so she walks into it. That one is great. The plastic wrap on the toilet, she would make me clean it and I aint about to clean that up. The peas is a good idea. She always closes the lid before flushing though cuz she says it releases feces into the air so I doubt she would even see it.

If she’s a sound sleeper (or passed out drunk) I strategically placed tootsie roll between her butt cheeks will make her think she s***t herself in bed. Be parpared to wash the sheets lol

A Baby Ruth would be even better!

She's a skinny Asian though and aint got no ass. Would be like trying to thread a needle with rope.

Okay... NOW comes the divorce.

Lmao

Yea i'm pretty sure if my wife woke up with a candy bar in her ass cheeks she would divorce me.