Negative. Find a really tiny car. There's about 50 of them in there. They're like wasps and vampires.
To me, clowns are inherently creepy. Old joke - two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other "does this taste funny to you?"
Russian roulette everyone knows. "Jungle Roulette." Spend the night in a tent with six beautiful naked native women. One is a cannibal.
remind me later and I will tell an acutal Dahmer story from one of the crime scene dudes. Firsthand mind blowing...