Back in the day I had 2 female roommates. There was always a beer bottle in the shower. I was like wow, one of these chicks is hardcore. But then one day I took a good look at the bottle, and it was a beer shampoo.
Kindergartners don't take showers, they take baths. And if I were to meet one that drank beer in the shower, I would shake his hand. After he was done showering of course.. haha