I'm a down/up guy. No antiperspirant - we're supposed to sweat
The Hot Pepper
SmokenFire
The Hot Pepper
You gotta typewriter it like corn on the cob. However many times it takes end to end. Hairy pits, like 30.
Hybrid Mode 01
93. And I'm with Dru. Antiperspirant is for fat kids.
Edmick
Wow 30... Good for you! You friggin beast. haha
The Hot Pepper
NOT ME! Like 5. lol
The Hot Pepper
I was talking about hogleg.
Edmick
My maid puts mine on while i'm still sleeping. Without waking me up. I was just curious what you common folk cretins do..
The Hot Pepper
So you have no idea how many times she swipes, thanks for the useless status!
Edmick
The magic number is always 4 for everything. I'm proud but embarrassed at the same time.
The Hot Pepper
So you are pretending to sleep while she swipes?
Edmick
She?
The Hot Pepper
Oh I see, a manservant. "Maid is short for maidservant. So the male version is a manservant."
hogleg
Every once in a while they try to put deodorant on me. And if they succeed, I immediately go roll in some fresh deer shit.
The Hot Pepper
Deer shit IS your deodorant, otherwise you smell like a weed field at work.
Hybrid Mode 01
hog works somewhere besides a weed field?
The Hot Pepper
Some place called Blue Oyster Bar.