I tried to kill him and he bolted with lightning speed.
The Hot Pepper
Grass Snake
bob65
Don't ever move to Sydney
Edmick
Use boric acid. Works really well
Scovie
Spray him with Axe body spray. It mellows them out except he won't shut up about Pilates and will insist you call him Brad.
Grass Snake
well Brad better watch his back
Scovie
Chances are, Brad has friends. Sleep with one eye open...