My son made a sauce, basically pureed kale, leek, cilantro, lime juice, soy sauce. Cooked it down, added spices, pinto beans, black beans, and tofu. There's just no getting around that it looks like someone had Montezuma's Revenge in a bowl.
Girlfriend was ordering Chinese one night and covered the phone mid-order: "hey, what's the soup that looks like diarrhea?" Hot and Sour? "Yeah! Thanks!"