The Hot Pepper

Never a plane ticket to Honolulu just lying around when you need one.

Huh, my wife is excaping to Denver tomorrow morning...IF my truck will start and IF she can talk the shovel into my hands.

Time to break out the HeadSock, if I could only find it!

Y'all dont even know... We attempt to Hibernate up here as best we can Ohhh shibt now my toungbe is frobzened HA

Greenworks 40v Snowblower tapped out after just a half hour.. Shovel ran outta juice too. Half way done and happy to have a city lot today.

Y'all, it's 40 degrees and sunny here, and I just wanna crawl back under the covers. I feel for y'all having to deal with Siberia Americana

Jesus. That's 80 degrees warmer than it's going to be here tomorrow morning. That's like comparing 40 degree weather to 120.

Is my math right? That doesn't even seem right. Maybe my brain is still frozen from this morning...

Yeah, that's right...

A girl I work with has family in N. Dakota. Her brother is flying down here for a visit next week. She said it's -50F by him right now, and our forecast is around 70 F and rainy, so she was telling him she thought it sucked that it would be raining for his visit. She said he was thrilled because of the 120°F difference. WOW!!!! It doesn't hit you until you do that calculation.

Christ, at this point I'd just be excited about the opportunity to breathe outside without cracking a lung.

I'm torn.. that's funny and serious as all get out at the same time.

It's not THAT serious. Just something else to prepare for. I should see if I can find the video I made last year when I threw boiling water into the air when it was over 30 below.

Nice mohawk!