Or, any mathematics nerds? I've always wanted to know where lies the relative midpoint of life assuming a 75-year life span and a parabolic increase in the perception of the rate of time's passage. But I lack the chops to work it out. I bet it's really early, like eighteen years old or something.
The Hot Pepper
Uncle Eckley
Tinkerbelle
Age is relative to the number of fish you have