Swamp Monster

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  Swamp Monster

• Aug 7, 2013

Immediately after deseeding a jolokia pod with your bare hands, don't touch your face.

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  Swamp Monster

• Aug 4, 2013

My bank account has a tapeworm.

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  Swamp Monster

• Jul 29, 2013

Oh, how I wish that cantaloupe would ripen.

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  Swamp Monster

• Jul 25, 2013

My rain dance seems to be working.

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  Swamp Monster

• Jul 24, 2013

I wish summer peaked at 80 and winter low was 50.

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  Swamp Monster

• Jul 21, 2013

Big pots for big plants...

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  Swamp Monster

• Jul 21, 2013

Big pots for big plats....

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  Swamp Monster

• Jul 18, 2013

Fresh jalapeno poppers... Yummy

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  Swamp Monster

• Jul 16, 2013

Some of my pods have mold on them.... Really wish it would stop raining everyday.

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  Swamp Monster

• Jul 14, 2013

I say this every year, but next year I'd like to grow a giant pumpkin.